The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Toenails

Season 3 • 08/09/2007

Stephen dispenses some hygiene advice.

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02:57

Yearly Kos Convention
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Following in Bill O'Reilly's footsteps, Stephen finds the similarities between the Nazi Party and bloggers.
08/07/2007
04:48

Wrist Watch - Fighting Back
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Stephen reminds us to treasure our wrists and keep them strong.
08/08/2007
03:35

Bears & Balls - Bootlegging
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The Chinese market is full of fake Harry Potter books, including "Harry Potter and the Filler of Big."
08/08/2007
05:00

Jim Cramer
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Friend of the show Jim Cramer seemed a little on edge on CNBC last Friday.
08/08/2007
05:56

Tina Brown
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Tina Brown is the author of "The Diana Chronicles," which is about Princess Diana. Hopefully it comes on a commemorative plate.
08/08/2007
00:31

Intro - 8/8/07
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In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Tina Brown and finds out what's causing Wall Street's roller coaster ride.
08/08/2007
05:40

Tip/Wag - Bloomberg
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If a billionaire mayor can't get out of jury duty, then what hope do the rest of us have?
08/09/2007
00:32

Intro - 8/9/07
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Stephen sits down with filmmaker Judd Apatow and takes a fair and balanced look at the upcoming presidential candidates.
08/09/2007
05:19

Judd Apatow
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Stephen commends Judd Apatow on casting a man no woman in her right mind would ever want to sleep with as a 40-year-old virgin.
08/09/2007
04:15

The Word - Clarity
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Stephen gives each presidential candidate impartial treatment -- from an American hero like Fred Thompson to a money-grubbing Ken doll like John Edwards.
08/09/2007
00:16

Sign Off - Toenails
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Don't forget to clip your toenails before you go to bed.
08/09/2007
03:00

The Word - White Guy
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With Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton presenting some serious competition, Stephen suggests that John Edwards declare himself a black woman.
08/13/2007
02:38

Rove Resigns
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Stephen is having a few problems with prescription painkillers. He's hearing voices and having hallucinations like bats and the resignation of Karl Rove.
08/13/2007
07:04

Michael Jacobson
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Michael Jacobson stops by to seriously bum out Stephen about pepperoni pizza, Cheddar Combos and pretty much everything else that he loves to eat.
08/13/2007
00:19

Sign Off - Americone Dream
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Stephen gives a quick plug for Americone Dream and says it's delicious with salt.
08/13/2007
05:49

ThreatDown - Bats
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Stephen warns us about loose monkeys, bats that set off fire alarms, an androgynous panda bear and Karl Rove.
08/13/2007
00:15

Intro - 8/13/07
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Stephen tries to introduce the show but freaks out. He can't find his camera and he can't find his pills.
08/13/2007
01:20

DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Incrimination
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Stephen discovers he is the next in a long line of famous people who have DNA.
08/14/2007
06:22

Jerry Miller
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DNA freed Jerry Miller after 26 years in prison. Stephen presents him with a card.
08/14/2007
05:27

Dr. Spencer Wells
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Stephen's grandfather collected over 100,000 issues of National Geographic
08/14/2007
05:58

DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Jackknife
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When a tanker truck full of Formula 401 jackknifes, Stephen decides to learn more about DNA.
08/14/2007
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