The Colbert Report

Jerry Miller

Season 3 • 08/14/2007

Stephen takes the murder-huggers at the Innocence Project to task.

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00:16

Sign Off - Toenails
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Don't forget to clip your toenails before you go to bed.
08/09/2007
03:00

The Word - White Guy
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With Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton presenting some serious competition, Stephen suggests that John Edwards declare himself a black woman.
08/13/2007
02:38

Rove Resigns
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Stephen is having a few problems with prescription painkillers. He's hearing voices and having hallucinations like bats and the resignation of Karl Rove.
08/13/2007
07:04

Michael Jacobson
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Michael Jacobson stops by to seriously bum out Stephen about pepperoni pizza, Cheddar Combos and pretty much everything else that he loves to eat.
08/13/2007
00:19

Sign Off - Americone Dream
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Stephen gives a quick plug for Americone Dream and says it's delicious with salt.
08/13/2007
05:49

ThreatDown - Bats
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Stephen warns us about loose monkeys, bats that set off fire alarms, an androgynous panda bear and Karl Rove.
08/13/2007
00:15

Intro - 8/13/07
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Stephen tries to introduce the show but freaks out. He can't find his camera and he can't find his pills.
08/13/2007
01:20

DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Incrimination
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Stephen discovers he is the next in a long line of famous people who have DNA.
08/14/2007
05:27

Dr. Spencer Wells
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Stephen's grandfather collected over 100,000 issues of National Geographic
08/14/2007
05:58

DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Jackknife
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When a tanker truck full of Formula 401 jackknifes, Stephen decides to learn more about DNA.
08/14/2007
06:22

Jerry Miller
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DNA freed Jerry Miller after 26 years in prison. Stephen presents him with a card.
08/14/2007
03:35

The Word - Potential
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Alberto Gonzales could become a one-man justice system, like RoboCop.
08/15/2007
00:44

Sign Off - Doctor's Orders
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Stephen thinks the e-collar his doctor instructed him to wear is totally unnecessary.
08/15/2007
01:45

Jewish Colbert Ancestry
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If Stephen's Jewish grandmother had testicles, she would be his Jewish grandfather.
08/15/2007
05:37

Michael Wallis
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Michael Wallis is the author of "The Lincoln Highway," which goes from San Francisco to Times Square. Stephen assumes it's for shuttling gay people to Broadway musicals.
08/15/2007
00:30

Intro - 8/15/07
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In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses driving with author Michael Wallis, and Alberto Gonzales gets the power to fast track executions.
08/15/2007
01:46

Monkey on the Lam - Oliver
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Beware! A monkey escaped from the Tupelo Zoo after he picked the lock to his cage again.
08/15/2007
05:51

Markos Moulitsas
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Stephen catches Markos Moulitsas, founder of DailyKos.com, in a truly hateful position.
08/15/2007
05:17

Andrew Keen
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Andrew Keen, author of "The Cult of the Amateur," believes the Internet has replaced professionals with amateurs. It's certainly true of porn.
08/16/2007
00:31

Intro - 8/16/07
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In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Andrew Keen and takes a look at the Iowa Straw Poll.
08/16/2007
06:48

Mike Huckabee
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Thanks to the Colbert Bump, Governor Mike Huckabee will be the next President of the United States.
08/16/2007
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