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Moment of Zen - Cutting in Line
Season 8 • 12/02/2003
A woman is caught cutting in line.
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03:27
Bush's Thanksgiving Trip
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
What the country saw on Thanksgiving was a president who knew when and how he was leaving Iraq, specifically at noon and full of giblets.
12/01/2003
04:35
Take This Job And Love It!
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Correspondent Rob Corddry is prepared to come into money so he can quit his job and get this economy going.
12/01/2003
01:32
Intro - Thanksgiving
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
To celebrate a truly American Thanksgiving, Jon Stewart ate free range eagle instead of turkey.
12/01/2003
05:23
Adam Goldberg
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Having celebrated Hanukkah, Jon Stewart and Adam Goldberg aren't sure that it's worth saving.
12/01/2003
03:49
Headlines - Appetite for Prescription
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The Bush Administration takes its fortieth step to reshape America with a right wing ideology.
12/02/2003
03:08
Tom Daschle Pt. 2
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon and Tom Daschle talk about gay marriage and the Defense of Marriage Act.
12/02/2003
00:51
Larry King Is A Soft Bunny
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Stephen Colbert asks Senator Bob Graham why he dropped out of the presidential race.
12/02/2003
03:03
The Shopping News
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The day after Thanksgiving is about buying things for the family while standing on the head of a complete stranger.
12/02/2003
04:49
Tom Daschle Pt. 1
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon and Tom Daschle talk about the difference between being the minority and the majority leader.
12/02/2003
03:29
Organ Donor
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Stephen Colbert doesn't have a problem helping the elderly in general; it's just these elderly that he objects to.
12/02/2003
00:10
Moment of Zen - Cutting in Line
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Two women remove one woman from a line the day after Thanksgiving.
12/02/2003
00:15
Moment of Zen - DVD Smash
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Lewis Black smashes a cheap DVD player with a bat.
12/03/2003
06:56
Sean Hannity and Alan Colmes
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
In the 2004 election Alan Colmes will vote for any Democrat that isn't George W. Bush.
12/03/2003
00:18
Globe Central
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon Stewart wonders if Hannity and Colmes have first names.
12/03/2003
04:59
Stephen Colbert's Interviews I Could Get - Senator Bob Graham
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Just because Bob Graham isn't on the ballot doesn't mean he can't beat Carol Moseley Braun.
12/03/2003
03:06
'04-Play - Knowledge City
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The soccer mom demographic was prominent in the 2000 election, the Nascar dads will be crucial in 2004 and both parties are looking ahead to the badminton uncles in 2008.
12/03/2003
03:31
Back in Black - Ways To Not Get Off Your Ass
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
If we're using robots for vacuuming and putting up dry wall, it's no wonder they rise up to destroy us.
12/03/2003
06:38
Alec Baldwin
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Alec Baldwin reveals that Jon Stewart is running Hollywood from behind his cheesy, Lucite, basic cable desk.
12/04/2003
05:12
Whaaaa? - Imaginary Friends
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
The informal Israeli-Palestinian treaty is such a long shot, it can't even work when pigs fly because both parties consider the animals unclean.
12/04/2003
00:41
Intro - First Snow of the Year
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Oh Lord, dig a hole in the ground -- it's gonna snow, Lord.
12/04/2003
00:39
Jon's Vices
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Jon may need to rent a car, head to Atlantic City and put his whole life on black.
12/04/2003
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