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Headlines - Sam's Club

Season 11 • 01/12/2006

The hearings for Samuel Alito are just as boring as the hearings for John Roberts.

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03:26

Iraq Strategy - Secretary's Day
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At President George W. Bush's conference, former secretaries of defense and state had less time with Bush than a fan has with Gene Simmons at a record store meet and greet.
01/11/2006
03:19

Freedom Givers
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If we start questioning the war in Iraq we might as well pull out a couch and get a banana daiquiri for the enemy.
01/11/2006
06:15

Peter Bergen
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Peter Bergen reports that Iraq is like Osama bin Laden's Christmas present -- if bin Laden believed in Christmas.
01/11/2006
00:51

Intro - City Streets
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Jon Stewart warns parents not to let their kids roam the streets of New York as they watch the Daily Show, pointing out that the city is quite different from Chuck E. Cheese.
01/12/2006
04:55

American Resolutions - Threesome
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Rob Corddry has tried to talk his wife into a threesome ever since their wedding day, and despite his New Year's resolution to get over it, it won't stay out of his thoughts.
01/12/2006
05:07

Edward Lazarus
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Former Federal Prosecutor Edward Lazarus speaks about the Supreme Court and the Samuel Alito hearings, and discusses whether Jews will be safe with a conservative Supreme Court.
01/12/2006
00:51

Daily/Colbert - Why Are They Doing This to Sam?
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Jon Stewart checks in with Stephen Colbert, who cries his eyes out over the unfair mistreatment of Samuel Alito.
01/12/2006
02:43

What Makes Sammy Run?
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Ed Helms reports on the Samuel Alito hearings focusing on the drama, brutality, sexual tension and atrocious style of Mrs. Alito.
01/12/2006
00:12

Moment of Zen - Baby Shake
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Samuel Alito leaves his hearing. He walks away to the sound of a cheering crowd and seems to shake the hand of a baby.
01/12/2006
00:21

Town Hall Meeting
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At a Town Hall meeting, a child asks President Bush how people can help with the war on terror.
01/12/2006
04:40

Headlines - Sam's Club
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The current hearings for Samuel Alito prove to be as boring as past hearings. In a competition for Most Longwinded Senator, Mike DeWine comes out on top.
01/12/2006
06:01

Eugene Jarecki
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Eugene Jarecki talks about his documentary, "Why We Fight."
01/16/2006
03:53

Nuclear Bomb Schematics
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John Hodgman discusses plans for a nuclear bomb that he found on the Internet. Some kid downloaded it for him.
01/16/2006
04:03

Headlines - Nukes of Hazard
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The Jan Brady of the Axis of Evil, Iran threatens to block international inspectors from its nuclear sites.
01/16/2006
00:10

Moment of Zen - Bush Explains Diplomacy
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President George W. Bush explains the meaning of diplomacy.
01/16/2006
03:20

This Week in God - Limbo
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Top theologians met at the Vatican and agreed to do away with Limbo, to make Catholicism more appealing.
01/16/2006
03:24

Level of Taint
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The truth is people in Washington try to hide their taint, but it's there and it's dirty.
01/17/2006
02:39

Headlines - The Replacement Killers
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Representative Giant Pile of Jack Abramoff's money to take over Bob Ney's vacated chairmanship
01/17/2006
00:46

Daily/Colbert - Capote Rules!
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Stephen Colbert gripes about all the gay themed movies being honored at the Golden Globes.
01/17/2006
03:54

Donkey Show
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Why is God so f**king coy? Why can't he just give us a short list of things to do and not to do? Let's say ten of them.
01/17/2006
00:17

Moment of Zen - Plantation
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Hillary Clinton makes a comparison between the House of Representatives and a plantation at a Martin Luther King Day ceremony.
01/17/2006
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