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Carlos Danger: Secret Mayor
Season 9 • 07/24/2013
Carlos Danger, aka Anthony Weiner, is a man of whatever the opposite of mystery is.
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03:15
Domino's Pizza Drone
The Colbert Report
S9
Domino's remote-control helicopter fundamentally alters the basic erotic nature of the customer-pizza delivery guy relationship.
07/23/2013
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen hobbles away.
07/23/2013
02:32
George Zimmerman & Racial Tensions
The Colbert Report
S9
George Zimmerman goes back on neighborhood watch, and President Obama talks about the black experience in America.
07/23/2013
06:16
Kenneth Goldsmith
The Colbert Report
S9
MoMA's Poet Laureate, Kenneth Goldsmith, discusses his book "Seven American Deaths and Disasters."
07/23/2013
04:53
The Word - Color-bind
The Colbert Report
S9
President Obama takes the first step in racial dialogue by discussing how it feels to be in a room full of white people who are scared of him.
07/23/2013
05:47
Anant Agarwal
The Colbert Report
S9
The President of edX, Anant Agarwal, explains the reason for offering free university courses online.
07/24/2013
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen raises his brows.
07/24/2013
06:35
Anthony Weiner's Penis
The Colbert Report
S9
Mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner responds to lewd photos of his penis, which he sent under the screen name "Carlos Danger."
07/24/2013
03:14
Kanye West's Clothing Line
The Colbert Report
S9
Kanye West's "Hip Hop T-Shirt" may look like a plain white t-shirt, but it's not, as evidenced by its name.
07/24/2013
02:29
Royal Baby Fever
The Colbert Report
S9
"Seinfeld" fans Will and Kate name their son George Alexander Louis.
07/24/2013
02:46
Carlos Danger: Secret Mayor
The Colbert Report
S9
In the face of impossible challenges, Mayor Danger won't just throw up his hands, because those hands will always be occupied.
07/24/2013
02:53
Detroit's Bankruptcy
The Colbert Report
S9
Conservatives blame lavish pensions for Detroit's decline, and emergency manager Kevyn Orr wants to auction off treasures from the Detroit Institute of Arts.
07/25/2013
03:57
London's Fake Town Crier
The Colbert Report
S9
Prince George of Cambridge's umbilical stump dries up, and a royal lover pretends to be London's official town crier.
07/25/2013
00:06
Sign Off - Hand Bell
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen proclaims goodnight.
07/25/2013
05:06
Detroit's Bankruptcy - Stephen Henderson
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen Henderson of The Detroit Free Press says Detroit needs consistent policy from Washington and the state to get back on its feet.
07/25/2013
03:27
Steve King's Immigrant Analogy
The Colbert Report
S9
When Iowa Congressman Steve King compares immigrants to dogs, he's actually celebrating and complimenting them.
07/25/2013
05:19
Olympia Snowe
The Colbert Report
S9
Former Senator Olympia Snowe talks about her book, "Fighting for Common Ground: How We Can Fix the Stalemate in Congress."
07/25/2013
00:37
Intro - 7/29/13
The Colbert Report
S9
America finds a way to stop Obamacare, gun rights secure a victory, and the Lumineers re-release their first album.
07/29/2013
06:27
Tip/Wag - Steve Stockman, David Cameron & North Carolina Legislature
The Colbert Report
S9
Texas Congressman Steve Stockman unrolls a 60-foot Benghazi petition, Prime Minister David Cameron filters porn, and North Carolina permits concealed handguns on playgrounds.
07/29/2013
05:10
Obamacare Cards
The Colbert Report
S9
As Obamacare starts to work in 11 states, Tea Party group FreedomWorks announces a "Burn Your Obamacare Card" campaign.
07/29/2013
04:21
The Lumineers
The Colbert Report
S9
The Lumineers talk about moving to Denver and screaming "Ho Hey" at loud audience members.
07/29/2013
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