The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Hand Bell

Season 9 • 07/25/2013

Stephen rings a bell.

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00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen raises his brows.
07/24/2013
06:35

Anthony Weiner's Penis
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Mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner responds to lewd photos of his penis, which he sent under the screen name "Carlos Danger."
07/24/2013
03:14

Kanye West's Clothing Line
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Kanye West's "Hip Hop T-Shirt" may look like a plain white t-shirt, but it's not, as evidenced by its name.
07/24/2013
02:29

Royal Baby Fever
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"Seinfeld" fans Will and Kate name their son George Alexander Louis.
07/24/2013
02:46

Carlos Danger: Secret Mayor
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In the face of impossible challenges, Mayor Danger won't just throw up his hands, because those hands will always be occupied.
07/24/2013
02:53

Detroit's Bankruptcy
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Conservatives blame lavish pensions for Detroit's decline, and emergency manager Kevyn Orr wants to auction off treasures from the Detroit Institute of Arts.
07/25/2013
03:57

London's Fake Town Crier
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Prince George of Cambridge's umbilical stump dries up, and a royal lover pretends to be London's official town crier.
07/25/2013
05:06

Detroit's Bankruptcy - Stephen Henderson
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Stephen Henderson of The Detroit Free Press says Detroit needs consistent policy from Washington and the state to get back on its feet.
07/25/2013
03:27

Steve King's Immigrant Analogy
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When Iowa Congressman Steve King compares immigrants to dogs, he's actually celebrating and complimenting them.
07/25/2013
05:19

Olympia Snowe
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Former Senator Olympia Snowe talks about her book, "Fighting for Common Ground: How We Can Fix the Stalemate in Congress."
07/25/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Hand Bell
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Stephen proclaims goodnight.
07/25/2013
00:37

Intro - 7/29/13
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America finds a way to stop Obamacare, gun rights secure a victory, and the Lumineers re-release their first album.
07/29/2013
06:27

Tip/Wag - Steve Stockman, David Cameron & North Carolina Legislature
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Texas Congressman Steve Stockman unrolls a 60-foot Benghazi petition, Prime Minister David Cameron filters porn, and North Carolina permits concealed handguns on playgrounds.
07/29/2013
05:10

Obamacare Cards
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As Obamacare starts to work in 11 states, Tea Party group FreedomWorks announces a "Burn Your Obamacare Card" campaign.
07/29/2013
04:21

The Lumineers
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The Lumineers talk about moving to Denver and screaming "Ho Hey" at loud audience members.
07/29/2013
00:08

Sign Off - Tambourine
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Stephen makes music like the Lumineers.
07/29/2013
00:36

Intro - 7/30/13
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Trouble brews in the Arctic, America considers candidate transparency, and Dr. Atul Gawande explains how ideas catch on.
07/30/2013
04:00

Smokin' Pole - The Quest for Arctic Riches: North Pole Lake
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The melting Arctic icecap is just an isolated incident that's occurred every summer since 2003, so there's no reason to panic.
07/30/2013
03:32

Ted Cruz's Humble Portrait
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Senator Ted Cruz hangs a giant painting of himself in court but doesn't mention what noble cause he championed that day.
07/30/2013
02:06

Senator Gridlock
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Tea Partiers punish the leader of the do-nothing Congress, Mitch McConnell, for the handful of times he done did something.
07/30/2013
00:07

Sign Off - Sleigh Bells
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Stephen plays an instrument from the melting North Pole.
07/30/2013
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