The Colbert Report

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Season 9 • 07/24/2013

Stephen strikes a pose.

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03:15

Domino's Pizza Drone
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Domino's remote-control helicopter fundamentally alters the basic erotic nature of the customer-pizza delivery guy relationship.
07/23/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen hobbles away.
07/23/2013
02:32

George Zimmerman & Racial Tensions
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George Zimmerman goes back on neighborhood watch, and President Obama talks about the black experience in America.
07/23/2013
06:16

Kenneth Goldsmith
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MoMA's Poet Laureate, Kenneth Goldsmith, discusses his book "Seven American Deaths and Disasters."
07/23/2013
04:53

The Word - Color-bind
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President Obama takes the first step in racial dialogue by discussing how it feels to be in a room full of white people who are scared of him.
07/23/2013
05:47

Anant Agarwal
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The President of edX, Anant Agarwal, explains the reason for offering free university courses online.
07/24/2013
06:35

Anthony Weiner's Penis
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Mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner responds to lewd photos of his penis, which he sent under the screen name "Carlos Danger."
07/24/2013
03:14

Kanye West's Clothing Line
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Kanye West's "Hip Hop T-Shirt" may look like a plain white t-shirt, but it's not, as evidenced by its name.
07/24/2013
02:29

Royal Baby Fever
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"Seinfeld" fans Will and Kate name their son George Alexander Louis.
07/24/2013
02:46

Carlos Danger: Secret Mayor
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In the face of impossible challenges, Mayor Danger won't just throw up his hands, because those hands will always be occupied.
07/24/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen raises his brows.
07/24/2013
02:53

Detroit's Bankruptcy
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Conservatives blame lavish pensions for Detroit's decline, and emergency manager Kevyn Orr wants to auction off treasures from the Detroit Institute of Arts.
07/25/2013
03:57

London's Fake Town Crier
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Prince George of Cambridge's umbilical stump dries up, and a royal lover pretends to be London's official town crier.
07/25/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Hand Bell
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Stephen proclaims goodnight.
07/25/2013
05:06

Detroit's Bankruptcy - Stephen Henderson
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Stephen Henderson of The Detroit Free Press says Detroit needs consistent policy from Washington and the state to get back on its feet.
07/25/2013
03:27

Steve King's Immigrant Analogy
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When Iowa Congressman Steve King compares immigrants to dogs, he's actually celebrating and complimenting them.
07/25/2013
05:19

Olympia Snowe
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Former Senator Olympia Snowe talks about her book, "Fighting for Common Ground: How We Can Fix the Stalemate in Congress."
07/25/2013
00:37

Intro - 7/29/13
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America finds a way to stop Obamacare, gun rights secure a victory, and the Lumineers re-release their first album.
07/29/2013
06:27

Tip/Wag - Steve Stockman, David Cameron & North Carolina Legislature
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Texas Congressman Steve Stockman unrolls a 60-foot Benghazi petition, Prime Minister David Cameron filters porn, and North Carolina permits concealed handguns on playgrounds.
07/29/2013
05:10

Obamacare Cards
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As Obamacare starts to work in 11 states, Tea Party group FreedomWorks announces a "Burn Your Obamacare Card" campaign.
07/29/2013
04:21

The Lumineers
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The Lumineers talk about moving to Denver and screaming "Ho Hey" at loud audience members.
07/29/2013
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