The Colbert Report

Mitchell Joachim

Season 5 • 05/07/2009

Mitchell Joachim envisions a future where cities look more like "The Jetsons."

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04:48

Colbert-Branson Duel
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Stephen challenges Richard Branson to a chicken fight with a couple of nude models on their backs.
05/06/2009
03:31

Tip/Wag - Forced Smoking & Grizzly Best Man
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The Gong'an county government in China orders its staff to smoke cigarettes, and a groom chooses a bear as his best man.
05/06/2009
04:47

Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - Saudi Arabia
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Before his trip to the Persian Gulf, Stephen will pack clean underwear and swallow an Argentine shiraz-filled condom.
05/06/2009
00:38

Intro - 5/6/09
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President Obama's approval numbers are at 67%, and public health expert Laurie Garrett is here to shed some light on the swine flu.
05/06/2009
00:20

Hug Your Television
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If you can't stand being apart from Stephen, pause the screen and hug your TV for 23 1/2 hours.
05/06/2009
00:34

Intro - 5/7/09
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It's Bring Your Savior to Work Day, and Mitchell Joachim wants to build carbon-neutral cities.
05/07/2009
04:46

Clasp Your Hands Say Yahweh
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To compensate for President Obama's bad attitude, Stephen amps up his own National Day of Prayer prayer with his special Prayer Reportnalia and the Danciples.
05/07/2009
03:31

Smokin' Pole - The Fight for Arctic Riches: Inuit Nation
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Arctic nations rush to stake claims in polar territories, even though it clearly belongs to America -- Superman lives there.
05/07/2009
00:14

Spay and Neuter Your Pets
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Remember, have your pets spayed or neutered. Animal members of the Colbert Nation: run!
05/07/2009
04:02

Sean Hannity's Liberty Tree
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Thank you, Sean Hannity, for taking us to the Liberty Tree instead of going miles out of the way to the Making Sense Bush.
05/07/2009
06:35

Mitchell Joachim
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Mitchell Joachim imagines soft cars and blimp bumper buses for cities in the future.
05/07/2009
00:15

Sign Off - Unicorn Dealership
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If you dream about Stephen tonight, he'll see you at the unicorn dealership.
05/11/2009
00:30

Intro - 5/11/09
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Congress cracks down on credit card companies, and Jeff Daniels' Broadway play sounds like a great video game.
05/11/2009
02:53

Alpha Dog of the Week - Erik Slye
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The case of the Montana Legal System v. Dog's Ball Wrinkles sets a legal precedent.
05/11/2009
03:22

Stephen's Fancy Feast
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When Stephen sends his assistant to get pate, she only brings back the fanciest of feasts.
05/11/2009
04:05

Credit Card Industry Regulation - Tamara Draut
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Tamara Draut believes industry regulation is necessary now that Americans are using credit for basic necessities.
05/11/2009
03:36

Credit Check
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Credit card companies are part of an honest industry just trying to make 30% on a buck.
05/11/2009
04:29

Jeff Daniels
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Jeff Daniels' explains how the play "God of Carnage" shows what happens once the mask of civility is taken away.
05/11/2009
01:35

Howard's End
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The Vatican's hesitation to boycott Ron Howard's movie, "Angels & Demons," shocks and dismays Stephen.
05/12/2009
00:32

Intro - 5/12/09
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The embargo on Cuba could be lifted, and Ron Howard discusses his directorial work on the most anti-Catholic film since "Sister Act 2."
05/12/2009
03:42

Cuba/US Trade Relations - Julia Sweig
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Julia Sweig explains why America should bother opening trade relations with Cuba.
05/12/2009
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