The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Don't Squeeze The Chairman

Season 8 • 09/16/2003

The Israeli Security Cabinet votes to literally remove Yasser Arafat.

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03:57

Ship For Brains
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Our airport security system is still vulnerable to those criminals devious and cunning enough to pack themselves in luggage.
09/15/2003
05:12

Cuba Gooding, Jr.
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Cuba Gooding, Jr. does his own stunts and breakdancing for a movie.
09/15/2003
05:10

Intro - John Edwards
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If John Edwards becomes president and starts a war with another country, he'll announce that on the show too.
09/15/2003
00:26

Moment of Zen - Edwards' Promise
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John Edwards announces his candidacy for presidency of the United States.
09/15/2003
02:35

Madeleine Albright Pt. 2
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Madeleine Albright talks about how she made herself president of the International Relations club wherever she went.
09/16/2003
00:43

Preview - 9/17/03
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Jon talks about tomorrow's show and gives a preview of Samantha Bee's story on the raw sewage problem in Indiana.
09/16/2003
04:07

Recall Recalled
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Stephen Colbert explains how the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals threatens to turn the 2003 California recall election into a circus.
09/16/2003
03:46

Re-Decision 2003 - Recall Delay
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The Court of Appeals attempts a judicial hijacking of the electoral process by postponing California's recall election.
09/16/2003
00:13

Moment of Zen - Yasser Baby
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Yasser Arafat waves a peace sign and holds up a baby to an excited crowd.
09/16/2003
04:42

Madeleine Albright Pt. 1
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Madeleine Albright figures out the way to entertain Yasser Arafat is to show him "Tom and Jerry" cartoons.
09/16/2003
03:46

Don't Squeeze The Chairman
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Israel hopes to stop the cycle of violence once and for all -- by killing Yasser Arafat.
09/16/2003
05:05

If These Shoes Could Talk
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Samantha Bee finds out that the mayor has more important duties than listening to neighbors complain about the water sewage backup -- like seeing Cher.
09/17/2003
01:14

Intro - Hurricane Isabel
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Jon wants people to put themselves in harm's way, because these extreme weather shows don't tape themselves.
09/17/2003
00:29

Preview - 9/18/03
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Jon gives a preview of tomorrow's show, including a clip of Ed Helms's report from Alabama.
09/17/2003
03:21

Back In Black - Bad People
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Lewis Black is mad that God lets good things happen to bad people, like letting them live.
09/17/2003
02:51

Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Wesley Clark
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Wesley Clark's announcement brings to 10 the number of Democrats running for president that most Americans can't name.
09/17/2003
00:27

Moment of Zen - Terminator Machine
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Arnold Schwarzenegger explains how great the fights were between him and the female Terminator because they could do things -- because they were machines.
09/17/2003
05:35

Charlie Sheen
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Charlie Sheen wants to know the sex of the baby so he can tell the muralist what to paint in the nursery.
09/17/2003
05:10

Christina Ricci
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Christina Ricci didn't have a childhood.
09/18/2003
00:12

Moment of Zen - Arnold Schwarzenegger
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When Arnold Schwarzenegger is through being governor of California he will be known as the Collectinator.
09/18/2003
03:59

World Nukes Tonight
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Do you think terrorists are going to fill out a form saying they're shipping uranium?
09/18/2003
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