The Colbert Report

Jimmy Wales

Season 3 • 05/24/2007

According to Jimmy Wales' Wikipedia page, he can bench press 500 pounds.

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02:44

Bush is Back!
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The Democrats backed down on the Iraq timetable. President Bush is back!
05/23/2007
06:21

Illegal Immigration - Bay Buchanan
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Bay Buchanan explains why Stephen's idea for a crocodile moat border is too messy.
05/23/2007
00:14

Sign Off - Hi-Def
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Stephen wants his viewers watching him in hi-def to know that The Colbert Report does not broadcast in hi-def.
05/23/2007
05:54

Bob Deans
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Author Bob Deans explains there were slaves in America before there were pilgrims.
05/23/2007
00:08

Speaking Fee
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Stephen will see you in a week, unless you have a million dollars for his speaking fee.
05/24/2007
02:31

Up in Smoke
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There are some Memorial Day weekend dangers you might never have thought of if it weren't for Stephen thinking them up at you.
05/24/2007
02:32

Fleet Week
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The Fleet Week servicemen are just innocent, small town kids wandering a big city rife with temptations like liquor, gambling and museums.
05/24/2007
00:26

Intro - 5/24/07
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Since it's Memorial Day weekend, Stephen wants to remind everyone to turn their clocks back.
05/24/2007
05:50

Better Know a District - Arizona's 7th - Raul Grijalva
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Stephen believes Representative Raul Grijalva's Interethnic Racial Harmony Award would make one hell of a weapon.
05/24/2007
02:23

Big Loud Flag
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Some people have complained about Stephen's big, loud flag.
05/24/2007
06:03

Jimmy Wales
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Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales says that his staff is scrambling to protect Wikipedia from Stephen.
05/24/2007
04:08

Better Know a District - Illinois' 9th - Jan Schakowsky
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Stephen visits the district on the North Shore of Chicago, home of Northwestern University, Wrigley Field and Mayor McCheese.
06/04/2007
01:57

Uneventful Vacation
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Stephen recalls the uneventful events from his week off that only included performing medical experiments on himself and traveling the world behind a mask.
06/04/2007
05:10

Leon Botstein
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Bard College president Leon Botstein explains how educating prisoners is an effective way to reintroduce them to society.
06/04/2007
00:08

Sign Off - Mardi Gras Mask
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Stephen wears his Mardi Gras mask to say good night.
06/04/2007
00:48

Democratic Presidential Debate - Venue
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Though Stephen did not watch the Democratic presidential debate, he can assume he knows what the candidates said anyway.
06/04/2007
06:37

Jan Schakowsky
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Now that America has won back the hot dog eating crown, Stephen discusses Hunger Awareness Day and the rising prices of food.
06/04/2007
00:32

Intro - 6/4/07
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In this episode, America reclaims the hot dog eating crown, Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky spends a week living off food stamps and Stephen interviews Bard College president Leon Botstein.
06/04/2007
06:44

Jessica Valenti
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Jessica Valenti has a hard time believing that the girls in the "Girls Gone Wild" videos are flashing their breasts for their own pleasure.
06/05/2007
01:52

The God Machine?
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The disturbing news about the new iPhone is that Stephen doesn't have one yet.
06/05/2007
02:09

When Animals Attack Our Morals - Flamingos
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A pair of gay flamingos has raised fifteen flamingo chicks, all from eggs poached from other traditional flamingo nests.
06/05/2007
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