The Colbert Report

Bush is Back!

Season 3 • 05/23/2007

The Democrats cut and run from their cut and running.

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01:23

Popularity Contest
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Stephen is outraged that someone would insinuate "American Idol" is merely a popularity contest.
05/22/2007
00:15

Sign Off - Lesson Forgotten
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Stephen learns an important lesson about writing down important lessons.
05/22/2007
04:55

ThreatDown - Environmentalists
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Environmentalists are on the list for setting up trust funds for bears.
05/22/2007
06:02

John Amaechi
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Former center John Amaechi joins Stephen to discuss how hard it was to remember that he was the gay one in the NBA.
05/22/2007
02:44

The Word - Party of Change
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Stephen is relieved to find that the Democrats' talk of ethics reform merely meant that the public should reform their idea of right and wrong.
05/22/2007
00:33

Intro - 5/23/07
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The Democrats back down on a timetable for troop withdrawal, while the House and Senate forge a compromise on immigration.
05/23/2007
03:38

ThreatDown - Pellicano!
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Stephen left Anthony Pellicano a few voicemails back in the late 90s, but he has nothing to be ashamed of, or incarcerated for.
05/23/2007
06:21

Illegal Immigration - Bay Buchanan
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Bay Buchanan explains why Stephen's idea for a crocodile moat border is too messy.
05/23/2007
00:14

Sign Off - Hi-Def
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Stephen wants his viewers watching him in hi-def to know that The Colbert Report does not broadcast in hi-def.
05/23/2007
05:54

Bob Deans
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Author Bob Deans explains there were slaves in America before there were pilgrims.
05/23/2007
02:44

Bush is Back!
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The Democrats backed down on the Iraq timetable. President Bush is back!
05/23/2007
00:08

Speaking Fee
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Stephen will see you in a week, unless you have a million dollars for his speaking fee.
05/24/2007
06:03

Jimmy Wales
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Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales says that his staff is scrambling to protect Wikipedia from Stephen.
05/24/2007
02:31

Up in Smoke
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There are some Memorial Day weekend dangers you might never have thought of if it weren't for Stephen thinking them up at you.
05/24/2007
02:32

Fleet Week
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The Fleet Week servicemen are just innocent, small town kids wandering a big city rife with temptations like liquor, gambling and museums.
05/24/2007
00:26

Intro - 5/24/07
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Since it's Memorial Day weekend, Stephen wants to remind everyone to turn their clocks back.
05/24/2007
05:50

Better Know a District - Arizona's 7th - Raul Grijalva
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Stephen believes Representative Raul Grijalva's Interethnic Racial Harmony Award would make one hell of a weapon.
05/24/2007
02:23

Big Loud Flag
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Some people have complained about Stephen's big, loud flag.
05/24/2007
04:08

Better Know a District - Illinois' 9th - Jan Schakowsky
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Stephen visits the district on the North Shore of Chicago, home of Northwestern University, Wrigley Field and Mayor McCheese.
06/04/2007
01:57

Uneventful Vacation
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Stephen recalls the uneventful events from his week off that only included performing medical experiments on himself and traveling the world behind a mask.
06/04/2007
05:10

Leon Botstein
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Bard College president Leon Botstein explains how educating prisoners is an effective way to reintroduce them to society.
06/04/2007
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