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The Word - No Regrets

Season 3 • 07/25/2007

Stephen feels so strongly about tonight's word, he got it tattooed on his arm.

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Stephen just hopes that "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" shows the dark side of gay marriage: Kevin James naked.
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If the Bush administration is so secretive, would they have publicly handed over power to Dick Cheney while the president got a camera stuck up his butt?
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Stephen discusses a scandal in the German zoo system, talks about the summer blockbuster season and interviews executive director of the ACLU, Anthony Romero.
07/24/2007
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Intro - 7/25/07
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Scientists develop a removable tattoo, Fred Thompson demotes his campaign manager, and Stephen asks Charles Kaiser if there's a gay Superman.
07/25/2007
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Stephen believes America deserves a president who is ready to roll up his sleeves and get to work on a 52-ounce porterhouse.
07/25/2007
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Hometown Hero Town - Bryce Canyon City
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07/25/2007
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Daily Kos
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07/25/2007
05:21

Charles Kaiser
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When Charles Kaiser suggests that New York is a gay metropolis because of critical mass, Stephen understands that to mean it's like a dangerous nuclear bomb.
07/25/2007
03:40

The Word - No Regrets
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Stephen believes that you should never regret a decision but instead get it tattooed on your forehead.
07/25/2007
00:32

Intro - 7/26/07
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North Dakota seeks to legalize hemp farming, a goddess is stripped of her title, and Stephen asks Robert Shrum whether he advised Kerry to flip or to flop.
07/26/2007
06:32

Bob Shrum
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Democratic campaign strategist Bob Shrum wants to know if Stephen's wrist injury has made him reconsider his position on universal health care.
07/26/2007
06:04

Industrial Hemp & Medical Marijuana - Aaron Houston
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Medical marijuana advocate Aaron Houston tells Stephen the only thing you'd get from smoking hemp is the headache of your life.
07/26/2007
03:22

Advice to the Gods - Nepalese Pre-Teen Goddesses
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A top Kumari -- a pre-teen girl Nepalese Buddhists worship as a goddess -- was recently stripped of her divinity for visiting the United States.
07/26/2007
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How Did Stephen Break His Wrist?
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Stephen's left wrist is in a cast, though there's some confusion about what might have caused the injury.
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Wrist Violence - Glorification
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Stephen dispels the rumor that he injured his wrist while punching out Korean strongman Kim Jong-il.
07/30/2007
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Evan Osnos
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Chicago Tribune's Beijing Bureau Chief, Evan Osnos, argues that the American demand for cashmere has caused pollution clouds to travel from China to American soil.
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ThreatDown - Scottish Surgeons
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Thanks to Scottish surgeons, the only way America can protect its ports is by crossbreeding dolphins with Homeland Security director Michael Chertoff.
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The Word - Solidarity
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By hiring the homeless to picket for them, carpenters are protesting low wages and no benefits with low wages and no benefits.
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Pollution Immigration
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Polluted air from Asia, or "kung fumes," are taking away emphysema-related deaths from hardworking American pollutants.
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