We Will Name Him Sparkles
South Park
Season 12 E 12 • 11/05/2008

Barack Obama accepts his bid to be the next President, and Randy can't contain his excitement.

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Dad Was The UPS Man?
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The town learns the truth behind the Broflovski affair.
10/10/2012
02:16

SEND HELP NOW!
South ParkS16 E10

Kyle gathers his parents and the UPS man for a talk, but things quickly spiral out of control.
10/10/2012
01:13

You Like Your Package Ma'am?!
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Gerald and Sheila try a little role-playing in the bedroom.
10/10/2012
01:59

The Big Jim
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Sharon tries out the latest exercise craze.
11/17/2010
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You Can't Take Jersey Out Of A Fetus
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Kyle discovers his inner Jersey.
10/13/2010
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Real Housewives of South Park
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New Jersey takes over the local hair salon and things get hairy.
10/13/2010
00:42

What's Muff Cabbage?
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Kyle tells his parents about the new family in town.
10/13/2010
02:08

Make Him Stop, Kyle!
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Ike is haunted by the ghosts of dead celebrities.
10/07/2009
02:18

Paying For Everyone's Debts
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Kyle takes on everyone's financial burden, and South Park is finally free. To spend.
03/25/2009
01:17

Take Away Thy Broncos Cap
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Randy's speeches about the economy and personal responsibility are gaining support.
03/25/2009
01:09

We Will Name Him Sparkles
South ParkS12 E12

Barack Obama accepts his bid to be the next President, and Randy can't contain his excitement.
11/05/2008
01:29

The Flashing Orange Light
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The government sends its top minds to fix the internet.
04/16/2008
01:39

The Marsh Family Leaves
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Randy realizes the only way to save his family is to go in search of Internet.
04/16/2008
01:17

Your Mother's Nose
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Kyle tells his family about being voted ugliest boy in class. Being told he has his father's looks and his mother's nose does nothing for his confidence.
11/14/2007
01:08

The Phone Call
South ParkS11 E2

After his mother fails to get the picture back, Cartman plans to show it to the class first.
03/14/2007
01:39

You Can't Say That on Television
South ParkS11 E1

Randy' category on "Wheel of Fortune" is "People Who Annoy You."
03/07/2007
01:29

Dawg's Crew
South ParkS10 E10

Kyle, feeling defeated, joins Cartman's crew to track down his little brother.
10/18/2006
01:04

A Cold Dinner
South ParkS10 E10

Ike prevents Kyle from telling their parents about his affair with Miss. Stevenson.
10/18/2006
01:37

Afternoon Delight
South ParkS10 E10

Kyle goes to pick Ike up from his teacher's house and finds them in the midst of passion.
10/18/2006
02:41

Not the Goddamn
South ParkS10 E9

The town considers the legitimacy of conspiracy theories.
10/11/2006
02:29

Big Wheels to L.A.
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After Kyle has a nightmare about a terrorist attack, he decides to join Cartman on his mission to L.A.
04/05/2006
02:58

Censored By Fox
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Cartman is offended by "Family Guy", while the other boys don't see the big deal.
04/05/2006
02:53

Cartoon Jihad
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The town panics when it learns that "Family Guy" is going to use the religous symbol as a character.
04/05/2006
01:29

New Neighbors
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The Broflovski's arrive in San Francisco, where the weather is cloudy, the people have too many names, and people smell their own farts.
03/29/2006
01:30

Hey Hey Hey Goodbye Kyle
South ParkS10 E2

Cartman celebrates Kyle's departure by throwing a going away party. Stan rushes to Kyle's house to convince them to stay.
03/29/2006
00:58

Moving to San Francisco!
South ParkS10 E2

Kyle's dad wants to move to San Francisco where everyone is motivated and progressive like them.
03/29/2006
02:23

Smug 2006
South ParkS10 E2

South Park begins the rebuilding process after the smug storm passes. Everyone agrees that they can't drive hybrids without being smug about it, so they buy new SUVs
03/29/2006
01:43

Smuggy San Francisco Town
South ParkS10 E2

The Broflovski's throw a dinner party filled with Smug people while Kyle's new friends introduce him to drugs.
03/29/2006
00:44

Off To Mexico
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Kyle's Mom tells the Sea Park announcers that the boys are headed to Mexico.
11/30/2005
01:04

Looking For Cheap Flights
South ParkS9 E13

With the whale tucked away in Kyle's room, the boys work tirelessly to find the space program with the lowest prices.
11/30/2005
00:56

Almost Too Easy
South ParkS9 E10

While Stan yells at Kyle for trying to impress Wendy, Jakartha kills their egg.
11/02/2005
01:08

Community Center
South ParkS9 E8

The townspeople take refuge in the Community Center as Fox News reports that six hundred billion people are dead in Chicago.
10/19/2005
02:11

Bat Dad
South ParkS9 E5

Randy meets Bat Dad, the ultimate Little League trash-talking father.
04/06/2005
02:15

No More Baseball!
South ParkS9 E5

The boys are celebrating not having to play baseball for another year when they find out they've made the finals. Stan's dad gets arrested for fighting.
04/06/2005
03:37

Bat Daded
South ParkS9 E5

Randy finally gets the chance to fight Bat Dad and gets the boys disqualified from the season championships.
04/06/2005
01:47

Hippie Digger
South ParkS9 E2

Cartman, Butters' Mom, Chef and Randy drive the Hippie Digger into the crowd at Hippie Jam Fest 2005.
03/16/2005
01:40

Freeing Cartman
South ParkS9 E2

The adults ask Cartman for help in eradicating South Park of hippies -- but Cartman has demands.
03/16/2005
00:57

Transpecies
South ParkS9 E1

Mr. Broflovski's dolphinoplasty was a success. He is happier than ever and feels that Kyle deserves the same.
03/09/2005
01:08

Transgender Progressive Thinking
South ParkS9 E1

Kyle's parents refuse to give him permission for a negroplasty operation and Mr. Broflovski intends to give Dr. Biber a piece of his mind.
03/09/2005
00:59

What's a Sex Change Operation?
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When Mrs. Broflovski explains Mr. Garrison's reason for having a sex change, Kyle realizes that he knows how Mr. Garrison feels.
03/09/2005
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