I Hate Almonds
South Park
Season 16 E 14 • 11/07/2012

Kyle goes to the boys for help it seems like Butters knows more than he's willing to say.
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Pissing on Public Opinion
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The boys become divided over the direction of their company.
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Washington Redskins?
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Cartman comes up with the greatest company name ever, and the boys begin to set up their corporate headquarters.
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The boys brainstorm names for their new start-up company.
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The boys settle on a start-up name, but it doesn't quite roll off the tongue.
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Clyde shows off his new and improved girlfriend to the boys.
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You Called Her FAT!?
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Wendy confronts Butters about calling a girl fat, but he defends his high standards.
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On His Way
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STAY OUT OF MY DAMN YARD!!!
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Wizard Cartman plots with Paladin Butters in the enchanted garden.
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Cartman recruits the help of the Federation kids, while the boys discover a new Black Friday threat.
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Butters discusses wieners, while the boys divide into dueling factions over next gen gaming consoles.
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And Now, Winter Comes Again...
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The boys begin to train for the big fight. Meanwhile, Randy hears about the horrors of last year's Black Friday.
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He Was On My Ground
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News of the outbreak spreads as Cartman vows to find Patient Zero.
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HALLELUJAH!
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Cartman pledges his allegiance to the country and the DMV workers have a change of heart.
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DMV Confessions
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Officer Barbrady is the latest person to seek the government's forgiveness.
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The Government Loves You
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Butters visits Craig and preaches about letting the government into your heart.
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I Can Be Forgiven?
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Cartman is upset about his failed NSA infiltration but finds comfort in Butters' message.
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I Yelled At A Midget
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Butters confesses all his sins at the DMV.
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What's A Jehovah's Witness?
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Butters uses a visit from Jehovah's Witnesses to spread the good word about the Government.
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Cartman complains about the NSA invading his privacy and sends a message out to his followers.
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Hey Government. It's Me, Butters.
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Butters thanks the government and President Obama for watching over him, while Cartman comes up with a plan to infiltrate the NSA.
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Rockvember Sales Event
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Cartman pays Butters a hospital visit and assures him that no one will EVER find the hidden ballots.
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R-R-RED L-L-L-
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With Butters in the hospital the boys swing by to grill him for information.
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I Hate Almonds
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Kyle goes to the boys for help it seems like Butters knows more than he's willing to say.
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Stan is accused of super-gluing his bracelet, and not standing his ground.
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