Kenny Is Keanu Reeves
South Park
Season 9 E 4 • 03/30/2005

Archangel Michael maps out the Kingdom of Heaven for Kenny and tells him what they're up against.

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The boys devote themselves to getting super high levels in World of Warcraft, leaving little time for hygiene and exercise.
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Inside the World of Warcraft
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While playing World of Warcraft, the boys' characters get inexplicably killed by what appears to be one tough badass.
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Battle Won
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Randy gives Stan the Sword of a Thousand Truths just in time for him to slay the mysterious World of Warcraft killer.
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Cartman's Plan
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Cartman rallys the other boys with his plan for them to team up and defeat the mysterious killer in the World of Warcraft.
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The Sword of a Thousand Truths
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Seeing the boys' slim chance of victory, the Blizzard board members find them sword that may increase their chances to win the battle, and save the World... Of Warcraft.
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Trusting The Newb
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After seventeen hours of online battle, the boys are starting to weaken. Randy is trusted with giving Stan the Sword of a Thousand Truths.
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Blizzard Problems
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At Blizzard headquarters, the board members realize that the killer represents a threat to the entire World Of Warcraft.
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The Slaughter
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The boys of South Park are slaughtered when they team up to try and defeat the mysterious killer in World of Warcraft.
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Falcorn Falls
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Falcorn, Randy's Hunter in World of Warcraft, gets killed as he's showing it off to Nelson at work.
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Preparing for Battle
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The boys make ready for their final confrontation with the mysterious World of Warcraft killer.
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01:40

Kenny's Final Wishes
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As the last page of Kenny's will is read, Stan and Kyle realize that maybe it is best to let him go in peace.
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01:04

Using the Republicans
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Satan's helper illicits the help of the Republicans to aid their cause.
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00:59

Media Storm
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The media covers Stan and Kyle's protest of the Supreme Court's decision, and Cartman with his own BFF supporters.
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00:46

Our Only Hope
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Hell's army quickly approaches Heaven as the angels make plan to get their Keanu Reeves back.
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01:35

What Would Kenny Want?
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Satan advances when he discovers Heaven lost their Keanu Reeves. Cartman vows to get Kenny's feeding tube removed so he can take possession of his Sony PSP.
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01:34

Kenny's Will
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While a lawyer reads Kenny's will to the boys, they find out that he's still alive.
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01:17

Kenny the Tomato
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Kenny is kept alive with machines, making his soul trapped and unable to help Heaven defeat Satan's army.
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01:08

Kenny Is Keanu Reeves
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Archangel Michael maps out the Kingdom of Heaven for Kenny and tells him what they're up against.
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01:41

The Chosen One
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Kenny learns he was chosen to help God defeat the armies of Satan because of his Sony PSP skills.
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01:41

Level 60
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Kenny plays Heaven vs. Hell on his PSP until he reaches level 60, at which time he is hit by an ice cream truck.
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01:05

Long Line
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Cartman wants to be the first kid with a Sony PSP, but when he gets to the store he finds people have been waiting in line since Friday.
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02:08

Heaven Vs. Hell
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Kenny wins the epic battle of good versus evil on the Holy Sony PSP.
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01:56

BFF Necklace
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Cartman appeals to the Colorado Supreme Court to remove Kenny's feeding tube on the basis that they're BFFs, Best Friends Forever.
03/30/2005
02:18

Kenny Revived
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Kenny prepares for battle as Satan's army advances. Unfortunately, doctors revive Kenny out of Heaven before he can save it.
03/30/2005
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