Anal Bleeding
South Park
Season 9 E 14 • 12/07/2005

A priest discovers that a statue of the Virgin Mary is anally bleeding. Randy Marsh wants to visit the statue of the bleeding Virgin Mary to cure his disease.

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What, What In the Butt
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Butters new song becomes an internet sensation.
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Sex Change Operation?
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Cartman tells Richard Dawkins' about Garrison's sex change, thus restoring order to the future.
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Oprah's Minge Has a Gun
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The torch-wielding audience from Oprah's show corners Towelie and is about to do him in when a gun is produced from Oprah's Minge.
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Towelie the Hero
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Oprah Turns on Towelie
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Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
04/19/2006
00:59

Anal Miracle
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Cardinal Mallory is sent by the Vatican to inspect the statue. After getting squirted in the face with anal-bleeding, he determines this is a miracle.
12/07/2005
01:30

Anal Bleeding
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A priest discovers that a statue of the Virgin Mary is anally bleeding. Randy Marsh wants to visit the statue of the bleeding Virgin Mary to cure his disease.
12/07/2005
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Born a Whore
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Mr. Slave tells Wendy that you can't learn to be a whore, you have to be born a whore.
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Texas Chili Bowl
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The sixth graders all end up in the hospital after crossing Trent Boyett.
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Just Slide it Up In My Anus
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Butters asks AWESOM-O to insert his medicinal suppository for him before they go to bed.
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Hesiated Colon
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AWESOM-O convinces Butters to tell him secrets, but learns that Butters has videotaped Cartman doing something embarrassing.
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