Crack Baby Ward
South Park
Season 15 E 5 • 05/12/2011

Kyle questions Cartman's motives for volunteering.
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Cartman recruites Kyle for his latest money making scheme.
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Kyle discovers what Cartman's crew is really up to.
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Kyle questions Cartman's motives for volunteering.
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The Boys are reduced to playing with squirrels.
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