What Would Jesus Do?
South Park
Season 16 E 13 • 10/31/2012

After being duped by the bracelet company, Jesus seeks vengeance.
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01:47

80's Music
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The kids look for Ike at the cabin where the boys destroyed Cartman's stuff, convinced he was Skank Hunt. Meanwhile, Ike follows the President's trail.
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01:54

A Witch Pursuit Thing
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Randy, Gerald, Stephen and the rest of the dads try to show the town that not all witches are bad. Meanwhile, with all that's going on, Cartman convinces Heidi to go to a costume party.
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01:07

Marsh vs. Marsh
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Randy, Sharon, Stan and Shelley take the time to really listen to each other, by gunpoint.
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01:07

CHANGE YOUR NAME!
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Disgusted by the horrible defeat of the Redskins at the hands of the Cowboys, an angry mob descends upon the boys' company.
09/24/2014
01:25

A Merger?!
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With Kickstarter down, the boys reconcile their differences and decide on a new direction for their company.
09/24/2014
01:57

Pissing on Public Opinion
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The boys become divided over the direction of their company.
09/24/2014
01:32

Washington Redskins?
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Cartman comes up with the greatest company name ever, and the boys begin to set up their corporate headquarters.
09/24/2014
01:26

Dense Boner Forest
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The boys brainstorm names for their new start-up company.
09/24/2014
00:40

Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly On The Table, INC.
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The boys settle on a start-up name, but it doesn't quite roll off the tongue.
09/24/2014
00:57

You Okay, Bro?
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Meanwhile at Stan and Kyle's start-up company, they also have disagreements about their new company's direction.
09/24/2014
01:17

You...HATER!!
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They boys check out the girls' new pictures, while Stan asks Wendy for an "updated" one.
12/11/2013
01:13

Screw Video Games!
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After finally playing the Xbox One, the boys decide to go outside and play instead.
12/04/2013
00:59

Black Friday Is Over
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The boys make their way through the remnants of the Black Friday carnage and claim their prize.
12/04/2013
01:12

Let's Finish It!!
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Randy and the Mall Guards find out about the Red Robbin Wedding, while Bill Gates and the President of Sony throw down.
12/04/2013
00:45

Who's Betrayal Is This?!?
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Bill Gates and the President of Sony make a surprise appearance at the Red Robin Wedding.
12/04/2013
01:24

Completely Betrayed
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Kyle visits a captive Stan and apologizes.
12/04/2013
01:37

He's Lying To You!!
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Cartman and Stan discuss their plans in the Enchanted Garden, only to be interrupted by the old man again.
12/04/2013
00:52

Previously on South Park
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The events of "Black Friday" are recapped with a special Game of Thrones style intro.
11/20/2013
02:33

The Watch Is Yours Now
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After blood is drawn at the mall, Randy takes command. Meanwhile, Stan announces the new leader of his army.
11/13/2013
00:50

A Dying Breed
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Stan and his Playstation army discuss their battle plans.
11/13/2013
01:56

Battle Lines Are Being Drawn
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Stan tries to recruit the Goth Kids, while Cartman has a serious talk with Lady McCormick.
11/13/2013
02:37

That's How Xbox People Are
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Butters discusses wieners, while the boys divide into dueling factions over next gen gaming consoles.
11/13/2013
01:26

You Sound Like A Dick
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Kyle agrees to go with Cartman to the Middle East. Afterwards, Stan confronts Kyle about his self-righteous attitude.
11/06/2013
01:17

They're YOUR Yummy Farts
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Stan visits Kyle to try and find out why he likes Cartman's farts so much.
11/06/2013
01:54

I Was Wrong, Kyle
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Cartman humbly apologizes, and shows the whole school the red headed cow.
11/06/2013
02:43

Are You Sure, Fart Boy?
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Cartman and Fart Boy are honored in Israel, but Stan intervenes with the truth about the Red Cow.
11/06/2013
01:16

HERE WE GO AGAIN!
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Cartman continues to have nightmares in class, leading to another talk with Mr. Mackey and Tolkien.
10/09/2013
01:59

He Was On My Ground
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Despite the zombie apocalypse being over, Cartman and Tolkien have one final showdown.
10/09/2013
01:54

People Copy Everything On Cable
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The boys finally discover the culprit responsible for teaching their parents Minecraft.
10/02/2013
01:31

Parental Locks Aren't Working
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The boys discover how their parents have gotten around the locks they've placed on murder porn.
10/02/2013
01:40

Parents Like Informative Stuff
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Stan catches his parents watching murder porn. Meanwhile, a real murder takes place in town.
10/02/2013
00:46

Nothing Beats A Hummer!
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Just when everything seems lost, Kyle has a realization about the missing ballots.
11/07/2012
01:08

R-R-RED L-L-L-
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With Butters in the hospital the boys swing by to grill him for information.
11/07/2012
01:25

I Hate Almonds
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Kyle goes to the boys for help it seems like Butters knows more than he's willing to say.
11/07/2012
00:57

Only Causes Are Left
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Jesus reminds everyone to focus on the cause, not the scause.
10/31/2012
01:33

What Would Jesus Do?
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After being duped by the bracelet company, Jesus seeks vengeance.
10/31/2012
01:14

All Covered In Scauses
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The town runs out of money for their scauses.
10/31/2012
01:11

Belarus Bracelets
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10/31/2012
01:32

Our Scause?
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Looking to raise awareness for their cause, Stan and Jesus visit the P.F. Pityef Bracelet factory.
10/31/2012
01:09

Pffftt
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Jesus and Stan hatch a plan to get people refocused on what really matters.
10/31/2012
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