I Was Not The Bullet
South Park
Season 17 E 3 • 10/09/2013

Cartman shares his heartfelt poem with Tolkien.

Watching

01:42

This Isn't South Park
South ParkS20 E9

As the town prays for a way to survive their internet histories being revealed, Kyle and Ike convince everyone to fight back.
11/30/2016
01:06

Why Do You Like His Farts?
South ParkS17 E6

Kyle visits Mr. Mackey to ask for advice about Cartman's farts.
11/06/2013
01:39

JEW Like YOU, Mkay
South ParkS17 E6

Representatives from Israel visit the school to speak with Kyle about the Red Heifer.
11/06/2013
01:08

The Centurion Package
South ParkS17 E5

With one final upgrade, Mr. Mackey finally solves the Intellilink problem.
10/30/2013
01:41

Clean Up Pat's Mess
South ParkS17 E5

The school faculty holds a meeting to discuss the many problems with the Intellilink system.
10/30/2013
01:14

Having Some Intelliproblems
South ParkS17 E5

After continued problems with the school's new system, Mr. Mackey calls in Cody, the Itellilink Smartnician.
10/30/2013
01:27

A Nice Whooping Crane
South ParkS17 E5

Mr. Mackey introduces the school's new computer system, Intellilink.
10/30/2013
01:16

HERE WE GO AGAIN!
South ParkS17 E3

Cartman continues to have nightmares in class, leading to another talk with Mr. Mackey and Tolkien.
10/09/2013
00:39

Let It Go
South ParkS17 E3

Mr. Mackey has a chat with Tolkien about his behavior.
10/09/2013
02:03

I Was Not The Bullet
South ParkS17 E3

Cartman shares his heartfelt poem with Tolkien.
10/09/2013
01:12

I'll Be M'kay
South ParkS17 E3

Nightmares in class cause Cartman to have a sit down with Mr. Mackey.
10/09/2013
01:14

All Covered In Scauses
South ParkS16 E13

The town runs out of money for their scauses.
10/31/2012
01:11

Belarus Bracelets
South ParkS16 E13

10/31/2012
01:03

I Don't Know What To Believe In
South ParkS16 E13

The people of South Park line up to remove their wristbands.
10/31/2012
01:30

Stanground, Bro!
South ParkS16 E13

After his appearance on the Charlie Rose show, people start wearing brown bracelets to show their support for standing.
10/31/2012
02:04

IN-Security
South ParkS16 E10

With the threat of Banes looming, the people turn to the newest security measure.
10/10/2012
01:12

How About We Call It Sarcastaball
South ParkS16 E8

Randy confronts the PTA and sarcastically proposes new rules for the game of football.
09/26/2012
01:07

Eric Cartman, 1.2 Inches
South ParkS15 E4

The boys gather around to view the growth chart.
05/18/2011
01:13

The Princess!
South ParkS15 E3

The play finally opens. Meanwhile, the Canadians finally spot the Princess.
05/11/2011
01:50

The True Cost of Tooth Decay
South ParkS15 E3

Mr. Mackey explains the importance of dental hygiene, while Ike learns the location of the real kidnapper.
05/11/2011
01:22

Native Canadians
South ParkS15 E3

Mr. Mackey loses it, while Scott the Dick leads Ike to the Native Canadians.
05/11/2011
01:54

Tooth Decay Has No Believability
South ParkS15 E3

Ike discovers a companion, while Mr. Mackey continues to have problems with his play.
05/11/2011
01:22

Where Is Your Brother?
South ParkS15 E3

Ike answers his call-to-arms, while Mr. Mackey grills Kyle.
05/11/2011
01:21

His Name's Tooth Decay
South ParkS15 E3

Mr. Mackey's play rehearsal continues to have problems.
05/11/2011
01:04

I Am A Tooth
South ParkS15 E3

The Kindergartners practice for their play, but Tooth Decay skips out.
05/11/2011
00:58

Let it Go, Mackey
South ParkS15 E3

Mr. Mackey learns that his father's killer has finally met his fate.
05/11/2011
01:07

Attendance is Mandatory
South ParkS15 E2

Jimmy invites the whole school to the 1st Annual Comedy Award Show.
05/04/2011
01:43

Get Me In There
South ParkS14 E10

Randy enters the dream state, as young Mackey prepares for his big field trip.
10/20/2010
01:17

They're Waking Up!!
South ParkS14 E10

Everyone finally wakes up from the dream state.
10/20/2010
01:57

Dream Bullets Don't Hurt It!
South ParkS14 E10

The root of Mackey's bad memories finally get exposed.
10/20/2010
01:09

You Can't Run Forever
South ParkS14 E10

Stan tries to convince Mackey to stand up to the bullies.
10/20/2010
01:05

Give A Hoot
South ParkS14 E10

Mackey's childhood field trip to Frisco Woods is underway.
10/20/2010
01:17

This Is My Happy Place!!
South ParkS14 E10

Mackey takes comfort in his childhood bedroom.
10/20/2010
01:46

Into Mackey's Memmories...
South ParkS14 E10

Mr. Mackey and the hoarders journey back to 1974....through a dream. PWAAA.....
10/20/2010
01:42

Think About...A Cloud...
South ParkS14 E10

Dr. Chinstrap begins his therapy on the hoarders.
10/20/2010
01:03

Class 5 Hoarder
South ParkS14 E10

The hoarding specialists discuss how to tackle Stan and Mackey's illness.
10/20/2010
00:54

Hoarding?
South ParkS14 E10

Mr. Mackey tries to help Stan with his hoarding problem.
10/20/2010
00:56

It's Called A Snooki
South ParkS14 E9

The men of South Park head down to the bar to check out a disturbance.
10/13/2010
01:43

What Has Happened to My School?
South ParkS13 E13

Cartman continues to probe for answers about South Park Elementary.
11/11/2009
02:29

Trying Out and Drying Out
South ParkS13 E13

After the tragic loss of Gordon, the school tries to fill the position.
11/11/2009
You may also like5 Videos
Trailer
01:49

"South Park: Snow Day!" Trailer
South Park

Join your favorite South Park characters as they fight for neighborhood dominance during a blizzard in "South Park: Snow Day!," available now.
03/26/2024
Trailer
00:28

Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"
South ParkS26

Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
12/21/2023
Trailer
01:00

"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short TreksS1

Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41

This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022