South Park E5Chef's New TV
The boys go to Chef's house to watch the Terrance and Phillip movie trailer on his new plasma TV.
South Park E17Happiest Christmas The Middle East Has Ever Seen
Mr. Hankey arrives to take the boys to Santa Claus in the North Pole. Cartman sings with Mr. Hankey.
South Park E17We Gotta A Red Sleigh Down
While bringing Christmas to Iraq, Santa Claus's sleigh is shot down. The boys realize that Jesus is the only person who can save Santa now.
South Park E17We Brought Christmas To Iraq
Jimmy finally finishes his song, just as Santa Claus arrives to bring Christmas joy and the message of Jesus to South Park. The boys each get a present and Kenny doesn't die.
South Park E17Haibo Robot Doll
Kyle's cousin Kyle helps Cartman tally up the number of times he's been naughty and nice in the past year.
South Park E17Jimmy's Favorite Christmas Song
At the lighting of the South Park Christmas tree, Cartman gets the idea to bring Christmas to the less fortunate people in Iraq.
South Park E17Santa's Fortress of Solitude
The Poo-Choo Express arrives at the North Pole and Santa Claus's Fortress of Solitude, where Cartman convinces Santa to bring Christmas to Iraq.
South Park E17Precious Christmastime Moment
While Jimmy continues his Christmas song, the boys hop aboard Santa's backup sleigh to find Jesus.
South Park E17Electroshock to the Testicles
The Iraqis do their best to extract information from Santa, their new P.O.W.
South Park E17Lock & Load We're Going In
The boys interrupt Jesus to give Him the bad news about Santa Claus. Jesus arms himself.
South Park E17What A Shithole
Jesus and the boys locate Santa's signal in Iraq. They bring the sleigh down on the rooftop of the building where he's being held.
South Park E17I Just Couldn't Let Him Live
Jesus and the boys kill Santa's captors, but they've also set off an alarm.
South Park E17You're A Bad Liar
Jesus is killed while the boys and Santa Claus are running from the Iraqis.
South Park E17Get To The Sleigh
Santa Claus and the boys are about to escape Iraq when Santa decides to drop bombs of Christmas spirit on the entire country.
South Park E1D j Vu
At the bus stop, Cartman tells the boys about a possible alien abduction. Further facts and events make the boys realize that they are beginning a day they've already lived.
South Park E1Ice Cream Crapping Taco
The head alien (in the form of a taco, that craps ice cream) explains to the boys that Earth is really a reality television show.
South Park E1Joozian Three Way
Kenny takes a Polaroid of the Network Heads sucking each other's jaggons. The boys use this as blackmail to save "Earth!"
South Park E1That's No Hemorrhoid
Cartman is taken to a proctologist. The doctor looks around and all he can find is an alien satellite dish that projects from Cartman's rectum.
South Park E1Farting On Kyle
Chef takes the boys to see a scientist, and after Kyle gets farted on several times, the satellite dish comes out of Cartman's ass.
South Park E1Chased By Aliens
The Aliens chase after Chef and the boys. Just when Chef thinks they're in the clear, the aliens abduct the boys.