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Atheist War
Season 10 E 13 • 11/08/2006
The leaders of the three atheist factions argue about whose organization has the best name.
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02:27
Sex Change Operation?
South Park
S10 E13
Cartman tells Richard Dawkins' about Garrison's sex change, thus restoring order to the future.
11/08/2006
01:06
Cartman's Buck Rodgers Intro
South Park
S10 E13
Impatient for the release of the Nintendo Wii, Cartman freezes himself with the help of Butters. When Butters can't find his body, Cartman unfreezes 500 years later.
11/08/2006
00:52
Laser 7 Output
South Park
S10 E13
Cartman has finally recovered a Nintendo Wii and gotten it back to his room, but he can't get it hooked up.
11/08/2006
01:30
Atheists Plan To Go To War
South Park
S10 E13
Three warring factions of atheists plot against one another based on science, Richard Dawkins and Garrison.
11/08/2006
01:38
Crank Prank Time Phone
South Park
S10 E13
Stuck in the future with nothing to do but watch TV, Cartman discovers the Crank Prank Time Phone.
11/08/2006
01:44
6000 Credits!
South Park
S10 E13
Cartman goes to the toy store to buy a Crank Prank Time Phone, but it's too expensive. The Otters Trap is working perfectly.
11/08/2006
01:06
Cubic Waste Department
South Park
S10 E13
Two boys in the future have fun with their Crank Prank Time Phone until Cartman steals it.
11/08/2006
01:21
Kill the Wise One!
South Park
S10 E13
With the otters of the Allied Atheist Alliance on the verge of inciting war, their oldest and wisest member speaks his mind and for that he is killed.
11/08/2006
01:02
Cartman Calls Himself
South Park
S10 E13
Cartman uses his new Crank Prank Time Phone to call his past self and warn himself about his impatience.
11/08/2006
01:14
Future Cartman Yells At Butters
South Park
S10 E13
Having failed to reason with himself, Cartman calls Butters to intervene on his behalf. But when Cartman's past self gets on the line, he won't listen.
11/08/2006
01:28
Atheist War
South Park
S10 E13
All-out war lies hinges on the three warring groups agreeing to a single answer to the Great Question, what is the best name.
11/08/2006
01:01
Two More Months
South Park
S10 E13
Cartman's past and future selves are merged before he freezes himself, but he can't wait another two months for a Wii.
11/08/2006
02:10
First Practice
South Park
S10 E14
At his first practice, coach Stan meets his new team of pee wees, and the rival coach of Adams County.
11/15/2006
01:56
A Tie
South Park
S10 E14
Stan's team hopes to win the game for Nelson, but it ends in a tie.
11/15/2006
02:23
We Are the Champions
South Park
S10 E14
Nelson loses all hope after Stan's pee wee team is brutally beaten by the Detroit Red Wings.
11/15/2006
01:00
Bike Towed
South Park
S10 E14
Stan is fighting to keep his job as a paper boy when his bike gets towed because of unpaid tickets.
11/15/2006
01:33
Coaching Deal
South Park
S10 E14
The only way for Stan to get his job and bicycle back is to coach a pee wee hockey team.
11/15/2006
01:08
Something to Prove
South Park
S10 E14
Stan's Dad is convinced that Stan is coaching pee wee hockey in order to prove something to himself.
11/15/2006
01:17
Hockey Nightmare
South Park
S10 E14
Stan's Dad wakes up screaming after a nightmare about Stan's failed goal attempt at the Pepsi Center many years ago.
11/15/2006
01:09
Nelson's Parents
South Park
S10 E14
Nelson's parents beg Stan to talk to their dying son about his cancer.
11/15/2006
01:42
Bumming On Cancer
South Park
S10 E14
Stan visits Nelson in the hospital and does his best to answer the five-year-old's tough questions about why he's dying. Stan promises to win that night's game for him.
11/15/2006
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