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Colbert Teen Talk - Voter Abstinence

Season 4 • 10/01/2008

If you're old enough to vote, you're old enough not to.

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03:08

The First Debate Winner
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Barack Obama wins overwhelmingly when it comes to agreeing with John McCain.
09/29/2008
00:31

Intro - 9/30/08
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Congress rejects the bailout plan and protects American jobs -- their own.
09/30/2008
00:20

Out of Time
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There isn't enough time for another James Taylor song.
09/30/2008
03:34

Prescott Oil Loves the Earth
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Every gallon of Prescott gas you buy goes towards researching alternative fuel.
09/30/2008
03:14

Tip/Wag - Wall Street Jagoffs
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Thanks to the Wall Street jagoffs, illegal immigrants are leaving the US and returning home.
09/30/2008
05:43

Partisanship Kills the Bailout
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Nancy Pelosi's partisan speech makes Republicans vote against what they think is in the best interest of the country.
09/30/2008
02:43

Campbell's Soup Stock
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Stephen's shares of Campbell's stock are going to put him on easy street.
10/01/2008
00:29

Intro - 10/1/08
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Is the news media too aggressive? Anybody accuses Stephen of that he'll punch them in the throat.
10/01/2008
00:08

You Snooze, You Lose
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If you're just joining us, the show starts at 11:30.
10/01/2008
05:10

Dave Levin
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KIPP schools co-founder Dave Levin says over 80% of the kids he started with are now enrolled in college.
10/01/2008
05:43

Colbert Teen Talk - Voter Abstinence
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It's okay to like somebody, but you don't have to vote for him.
10/01/2008
00:36

Intro - 10/2/08
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A debate between candidates for the most powerful office in the land -- Dick Cheney's.
10/02/2008
00:12

That's All She Wrote
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A lot of Stephen's writers are women.
10/02/2008
06:25

Shakespearean Candidates - Stephen Greenblatt
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Shakespeare scholar Stephen Greenblatt discusses the Shakespearean parallels of Obama, McCain and Palin.
10/02/2008
05:29

Naomi Klein
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Naomi Klein wants us to be prepared for leaders to take advantage of us in moments of crises.
10/02/2008
03:13

Stephen Shoots an Audience Member
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Stephen takes the media heat off Sarah Palin by shooting an audience member.
10/02/2008
04:25

Formidable Opponent - Business Syphilis
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Business syphilis infects the market after a corporate orgy.
10/02/2008
00:35

Intro - 10/6/08
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The vice presidential debate: Stephen's impartial, but gosh darn it, he thinks it was pretty doggone good.
10/06/2008
06:15

Jim Cramer
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Jim Cramer talks about who's to blame for the economic crisis, and where to invest now.
10/06/2008
04:54

Un-American News - Financial Edition
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Vladimir Putin's just jealous because America is winning the economic meltdown race.
10/06/2008
04:36

The Word - Maverick Without A Cause
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If you want real candidates of change, go with the team that is so committed to a brighter tomorrow they won't discuss what happened yesterday.
10/06/2008
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