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4 Beers
Season 9 E 14 • 12/07/2005
Stan teaches his dad a lesson about moderation and discipline.
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02:10
Randy's DUI
South Park
S9 E14
While driving the boys home, Randy gets pulled over. He fails a sobriety test, let's his pants fall down and gets arrested.
12/07/2005
02:23
I Just Really Like Beer
South Park
S9 E14
Randy doesn't think he's an alcoholic, he just really likes beer.
12/07/2005
01:08
Dad's Drunk
South Park
S9 E14
After karate practice, Stan's dad shows up drunk on two-dollar margaritas and gives the boys a ride home.
12/07/2005
01:46
A Big loser Like Stan's Dad
South Park
S9 E14
Randy shows up at school to talk to the class about what he did. Mrs. Garrison points out that he's a big loser.
12/07/2005
01:32
Daddy's Very Sick
South Park
S9 E14
Stan's Dad can't stop drinking because of the terrible disease he is powerless against.
12/07/2005
01:30
Anal Bleeding
South Park
S9 E14
A priest discovers that a statue of the Virgin Mary is anally bleeding. Randy Marsh wants to visit the statue of the bleeding Virgin Mary to cure his disease.
12/07/2005
01:22
We're All Powerless
South Park
S9 E14
At an AA meeting Stan says that the whole "disease" theory has made his dad worse. After comparing the program to a cult, he is thrown out.
12/07/2005
00:59
Anal Miracle
South Park
S9 E14
Cardinal Mallory is sent by the Vatican to inspect the statue. After getting squirted in the face with anal-bleeding, he determines this is a miracle.
12/07/2005
00:47
Divine Ass Blood
South Park
S9 E14
Stan catches his drunken dad trying to get behind the wheel. Randy insists on seeing the statue, so he tells his eight-year-old son to drive.
12/07/2005
01:44
Randy is Cured
South Park
S9 E14
A cop helps Randy to the front of the line. Randy gets squirted with blood and is cured.
12/07/2005
01:32
4 Beers
South Park
S9 E14
Stan teaches his dad that the discipline to stop drinking comes from within.
12/07/2005
03:33
Come on, People Now
South Park
S10 E2
Stan writes a hit song and gets all of the citizens of South Park to drive hybrid cars.
03/29/2006
01:43
Smuggy San Francisco Town
South Park
S10 E2
The Broflovski's throw a dinner party filled with Smug people while Kyle's new friends introduce him to drugs.
03/29/2006
02:23
Smug 2006
South Park
S10 E2
South Park begins the rebuilding process after the smug storm passes. Everyone agrees that they can't drive hybrids without being smug about it, so they buy new SUVs
03/29/2006
01:14
Thanks!
South Park
S10 E2
All Kyle's dad wants to do is drive his hybrid around South Park showing it off to people. Kyle hates his Dad's bragging.
03/29/2006
01:35
SUV Tickets
South Park
S10 E2
Kyle's dad heads to the hardware store to give out fake tickets to people with SUVs in order to raise awareness. This angers the parking lot.
03/29/2006
00:58
Moving to San Francisco!
South Park
S10 E2
Kyle's dad wants to move to San Francisco where everyone is motivated and progressive like them.
03/29/2006
01:30
Hey Hey Hey Goodbye Kyle
South Park
S10 E2
Cartman celebrates Kyle's departure by throwing a going away party. Stan rushes to Kyle's house to convince them to stay.
03/29/2006
01:29
New Neighbors
South Park
S10 E2
The Broflovski's arrive in San Francisco, where the weather is cloudy, the people have too many names, and people smell their own farts.
03/29/2006
01:40
The Perfect Storm of Self Satisfaction
South Park
S10 E2
The boys learn that South Park's newly-developed cloud of smug fueled by hybrids and George Clooney will soon merge with San Francisco's constant smug cloud.
03/29/2006
01:38
Destroy the Hybrids
South Park
S10 E2
When Ranger McFriendly tells South Park of its impending demise, the citizens of the city can agree on one thing: it's Stan's fault and they must destroy their hybrids.
03/29/2006
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