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Season 3 E 11 • 12/04/2013

A pawn shop customer asks after some suspicious items, Wendell makes a vanity video, and Karim and Jahar go to the gym.

Tags:Colin Hanks Pawn shops Music Videos Exercise Natasha Leggero Racial stereotypes Janet Varney Director Metta Sandiford-Artest

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Jordan and Keegan trade stories about a forbidden word, while President Obama's anger gets translated.

President Obama rap battles, and a traffic reporter has some trouble flying.

Jordan and Keegan are masters of disguise in Nazi Germany, and two slaves are accused of bigotry.

Luther, President Obama's anger translator, reminds everyone who killed Osama bin Laden.

Gay Marriage Legalized

Commitment looms for Jordan and Keegan after gay marriage is finally legalized.

Jordan and Keegan engage in an epic flicker match, and a flash mob goes terribly wrong.

Bobby McFerrin vs. Michael Winslow

Jordan and Keegan debate who is Blacker, and Bobby McFerrin duels Michael Winslow.

Babysitting Forest Whitaker

President Obama doesn't get special treatment, and a young Forest Whitaker terrifies his babysitter.

A young Barack Obama discovers how inspirational a party can be, and two hitmen get sidetracked.

Two friends encounter a racist dog in the park, the flamboyant players of the East/West Collegiate Bowl introduce themselves, and a dubstep track derails moving day.

A rescue dog displays a troubling attitude, and Luther provides presidential debate zingers.

A boy has penis concerns, and a substitute teacher takes roll call.

Bone Thugs-N-Homeless

Jordan and Keegan attempt to answer why there are no more rap groups.

Michael Jackson Halloween

Noah really gets into his Halloween costume, and white zombies attack.

Luther informs Mitt Romney who won the election, and a nonstop party refuses to stop.

Two gang rivals get inside each other's heads, and a police officer hones his act.

A tough guy cries in front of his crew, and substitute teacher Mr. Nostrand does not play.

Jordan is disappointed to find the only other human alive, and a Black Panthers press conference goes in an unexpected direction.

Mr. Garvey clashes with students over club photos, and President Obama addresses the NSA scandal.

Two women prepare to fight outside a club, and the Valets wonder why people mess with the Batmans.

Two slaves try to find a way out of fighting to the death, and a member of a gang proves his toughness.

A passenger finds out he's far from the first to board, and some breakdancers keep it nooice.

The Obamas get intimate, the founding fathers talk gun control, and Metta World Peace makes a wish.

Homies learn how to go down on a lady, and MVP Ozamataz Buckshank rocks a post-game interview.

A guy learns how to buy drugs in public, and an executive tests a speech for political correctness.

Meegan gets Andre in trouble, and sensei Doug Duggart teaches self-defense for the ladies.

Local news anchors warn viewers about the dangers of "black ice," Lando Calrissian deals with an admirer, and Metta World Peace gives tips to homemakers.

A pawn shop customer asks after some suspicious items, Wendell makes a vanity video, and Karim and Jahar go to the gym.

The players in the 2013 East/West Bowl introduce themselves, a suspect landlord searches a tenant's apartment, and Metta World Peace explores his physical limitations.

Pussy on the Chainwax

Some friends argue over whether a new slang phrase is a "thing," a man learns the truth about his father's Hollywood past, and the valets come to Anne Hathaway's defense.

The survivors of an alien invasion find out whom they can trust, a drill sergeant sings an unconventional marching song, and a pop sensation answers questions from her fans.

A parole officer uses a puppet to connect with convicts, a Nazi officer tells the story of the time he saw Hitler, and Levi goes steampunk.

Georgina and Esther and Satan

Two pious old women describe the awful things they want to do to Satan, Keegan and Jordan misunderstand each other's texts, and a club DJ gets a little too real.

Slap-Ass: In Recovery

Raffi returns to the locker room, Reginald VelJohnson becomes furious about the state of "Family Matters," and a mobster ruins an important peace talk.

Quarterback Concussion

The Rhinos' quarterback takes a hit, a Macedonian cafe owner berates his customers, and a man suspects his wife of cheating on him with a dog.

A detective confronts a serial killer in a funhouse, a blind man identifies a body, and a representative from the Make-A-Wish Foundation encounters an evil child.

A detective enters the perverted mind of a perpetrator, a retro action hero infiltrates a crime boss's compound, and President Obama addresses the critics within his party.

A henchman keeps interrupting his boss's torture session, a speaker at a school assembly discusses his colorful life, and a man tries to prove he's all grown up.

An 80s jazz fit dancer receives tragic news in the middle of a routine, Stan Lee pitches some new superheroes to Marvel, and a man gets a terrible brain freeze.

Wendell attends a support group for sex addicts, a teacher has trouble calming down a class clown, and two jazz musicians have a scat battle.

A group of terrorists decries the TSA, Carlito tries to prove he's the loco-est member of his gang, and Meegan has trouble finding her seat at a movie theater.

Y'all Ready for This?

Two football players go overboard with their pump-up speech, President Obama meets Hillary Clinton's anger translator, and a gang of pirates sings a surprising chantey.

An airline passenger has a standoff with a flight attendant, Shaboots and T-Ray deliver a lecture on women's periods, and a prayer group receives a visit from God.

Two black students compete for a cappella supremacy, Andre and Meegan go on their first date, and would-be terrorists get caught up in the food truck business.

Severed Head Showcase

Choir members squabble over pitch, a barbarian warrior tries out a new bit, and a prisoner toys with a gullible guard.

A senator tries to quash a scandal at a press conference, a police officer interrogates a well-known rapper, and Levi shows Cedric his collection of oddities.

The host of "Judge Jessie" proves to be a jack-of-all-trades, the valets bond over their love of Robert Downey Jr., and Decker heads to Afghanistan for his latest mission.

A mother makes a rap video for her college-age son, two grifters try to con each other, and Big Boi has a chance encounter with Andre 3000 at a coffee shop.

Hollywood Sequel Doctor

A brainstorming session for "Gremlins 2" goes off the rails, a criminal snitches on his friends, and a party guest tries to hide his ignorance about global politics.

Neil deGrasse Tyson schools his wife on multiverse theory, the valets get pumped about "Game of Thrones," and a telemarketer employs an unexpected strategy.

Meegan and Andre Break Up

Andre and Meegan have a serious talk, a rapper runs into trouble while trying to storm out of an interview, and an airline passenger adapts to life in economy plus.

"Ghostbusters" singer Ray Parker Jr. unveils his lesser-known songs, a young man is transported to a magical land, and Jordan and Keegan reach their final destination.

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