The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Bill Gates Will Not Give You a Car

Season 15 • 01/25/2010

Hopefully Bill Gates will give us all cars.

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05:42

Julie Andrews
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Julie Andrews talks about Dwayne Johnson's physique and her return to the stage in London.
01/21/2010
06:54

Special Comment - Keith Olbermann's Name-Calling
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Keith Olbermann cedes the high ground and wallows in the swamp of baseless name-calling.
01/21/2010
02:35

John Edwards Affair
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John Edwards admits to fathering a child with his documentarian mistress and hopes one day his daughter will forgive him.
01/21/2010
04:45

Political Shift in D.C.
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President Obama mistakenly thought he could win Americans over with rational policy decisions and an even temperament.
01/21/2010
00:09

Moment of Zen - Team Conan
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Jay Leno is the guy Time Magazine calls "the future of television."
01/21/2010
06:29

Supreme Corp
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John Oliver celebrates the Supreme Court decision to finally award corporations their long-denied rights.
01/25/2010
03:37

Thank You, South Carolina - Andre Bauer
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Lieutenant Governor Andre Bauer compares kids who get free lunches in public schools to stray animals.
01/25/2010
06:35

Bill Gates
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Bill Gates discusses his foundation's goals of eradicating worldwide hunger and reforming American education.
01/25/2010
00:24

Moment of Zen - They Started It
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A company puts coded Bible passages on U.S. military rifles, but the Taliban started it.
01/25/2010
02:24

Obama Speaks to a Sixth-Grade Classroom
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President Obama tries to speak directly to the American people by delivering a speech in a sixth-grade classroom.
01/25/2010
00:46

Bill Gates Will Not Give You a Car
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Bill Gates will unveil a brand new gizmo that will change the world, and, hopefully, he will give us all cars.
01/25/2010
00:09

Moment of Zen - Star Wars Characters Ring Bell
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"Star Wars" characters ring the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange.
01/26/2010
03:27

Obama Takes On Bankers
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Wall Street responds to President Obama's threat, and George W. Bush takes credit for the economic recovery.
01/26/2010
08:18

Elizabeth Warren
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When Elizabeth Warren stresses the urgency of Wall Street reform, Jon wants to make out with her.
01/26/2010
08:30

An Inconvenient Trial
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Wyatt Cenac wonders if trying Khalid Sheikh Mohammed in New York is worth the inconvenience it will cause.
01/26/2010
06:06

Ethan Watters
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Ethan Watters explains why America's science behind mental health is problematic for the rest of the world.
01/27/2010
00:15

Moment of Zen - James O'Keefe's Next Target
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James O'Keefe is congratulated for his good work on uncovering the ACORN fraud.
01/27/2010
07:53

Blues Clueless
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Aasif Mandvi unveils the new DNC possum logo that embodies their commitment to surrendering to Republicans.
01/27/2010
01:07

Daily/Colbert - Stephen Watches Every Episode
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Stephen's favorite part of the show was the thing when Jon told those jokes about the news and stuff.
01/27/2010
04:47

This Is Spiteful Tap
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The ACORN pimp, James O'Keefe, poses as a phone company employee to spy on Mary Landrieu.
01/27/2010
05:18

Doris Kearns Goodwin
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Doris Kearns Goodwin gives her opinion on Obama's first State of the Union address and dares the Republicans to filibuster.
01/28/2010
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