The Colbert Report

Michael Farris

Season 4 • 10/21/2008

It's harder to get into Patrick Henry College than it is to get into Heaven.

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00:28

Intro - 10/20/08
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The upside of the economic meltdown: did you know that you can survive for weeks just by drinking your own tears?
10/20/2008
04:07

Colin Powell Endorses Barack Obama
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The only reason Barack Obama got the endorsement is because Colin Powell is black.
10/20/2008
04:28

Colbert Aluminum - Paris
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The price of luxury goods stays so low in Paris because if you haggle with a merchant, they instinctively surrender.
10/20/2008
00:02

Good Night
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Stephen says good night.
10/20/2008
04:09

Battle of the Gods
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Stephen gets God psyched up for his four-way cage match against Buddha, Hindu and Allah.
10/21/2008
00:34

Intro - 10/21/08
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Republicans accuse Acorn of voter fraud. It's the most serious charge since they accused Pretzel of trying to assassinate the president.
10/21/2008
00:12

Another One Tomorrow
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Let's do another show tomorrow night.
10/21/2008
01:46

Atone Phone - The Pony Down
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Stephen cannot have a little girl thinking he's boring.
10/21/2008
06:09

The Word - Fantasyland
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We cannot let Mickey Mouse vote. He's obviously an Obama supporter.
10/21/2008
01:45

Stephen Jr. Campaigns for McCain
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Stephen Jr. is in Oregon campaigning for John McCain.
10/21/2008
05:08

Michael Farris
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Chancellor Michael Farris explains the importance of teaching the Bible at Patrick Henry College.
10/21/2008
00:22

Thanks to Cedric the Entertainer
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Stephen thanks Cedric the Entertainer for stopping by.
10/22/2008
00:30

Intro - 10/22/08
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John McCain reaches out to the middle class and offers them a butterscotch.
10/22/2008
05:28

Movies That Are Destroying America - Quantum of Solace
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James Bond is supposed to be an ideal man, yet he's always portrayed as British instead of American.
10/22/2008
03:44

McCain Loves the Middle Class
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What Joe the Plumber and Wendy the Waitress need is tax cuts for the wealthy and offshore drilling.
10/22/2008
05:33

David Frum
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David Frum believes the Republicans' creativity and flexibility will determine when they come back into power.
10/22/2008
03:43

Too Much Political Knowledge
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Stephen is outraged that his viewers came in 9th for their political knowledge.
10/22/2008
05:44

Jonathan Alter
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Jonathan Alter explains Barack Obama wants to redraw the social contract the way FDR did.
10/23/2008
02:53

The Palins in People Magazine
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People Magazine does its best retouching work on Sarah Palin since they made Clay Aiken's make-up look like skin.
10/23/2008
05:01

Difference Makers - The National Hummer Club
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The Hummer is in danger, but one patriotic group is working to save our chariot of freedom.
10/23/2008
05:12

ThreatDown - Who's Nailin' Paylin
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There's a Sarah Palin look-alike who rides more than snow machines.
10/23/2008
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