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Colbert Aluminum - Paris

Season 4 • 10/20/2008

The most affordable city for unaffordable items is Paris, France.

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Intro - 10/16/08
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Stephen is going to use a drain auger to snake out your U-trap.
10/16/2008
05:03

Robert Greenwald
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Robert Greenwald discusses his series of heavily researched anti-McCain ads on YouTube.
10/16/2008
06:51

Portrait Accepted - Brent Glass
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Brent Glass formally accepts Stephen's portrait into the National Museum of American History.
10/16/2008
00:56

A New Portrait
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Stephen starts his fourth year by unveiling a portrait with something new.
10/16/2008
06:52

The Final Debate
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Stephen is ready to call it -- John McCain is going to be the next president of Fox News.
10/16/2008
04:19

Fareed Zakaria
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Fareed Zakaria says the bright side to the economic crisis is America will start saving.
10/20/2008
06:38

Wynton Marsalis
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Wynton Marsalis and Stephen perform the "Star-Spangled Banner."
10/20/2008
00:28

Intro - 10/20/08
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The upside of the economic meltdown: did you know that you can survive for weeks just by drinking your own tears?
10/20/2008
04:07

Colin Powell Endorses Barack Obama
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The only reason Barack Obama got the endorsement is because Colin Powell is black.
10/20/2008
00:02

Good Night
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Stephen says good night.
10/20/2008
04:28

Colbert Aluminum - Paris
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The price of luxury goods stays so low in Paris because if you haggle with a merchant, they instinctively surrender.
10/20/2008
04:09

Battle of the Gods
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Stephen gets God psyched up for his four-way cage match against Buddha, Hindu and Allah.
10/21/2008
00:34

Intro - 10/21/08
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Republicans accuse Acorn of voter fraud. It's the most serious charge since they accused Pretzel of trying to assassinate the president.
10/21/2008
00:12

Another One Tomorrow
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Let's do another show tomorrow night.
10/21/2008
01:46

Atone Phone - The Pony Down
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Stephen cannot have a little girl thinking he's boring.
10/21/2008
06:09

The Word - Fantasyland
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We cannot let Mickey Mouse vote. He's obviously an Obama supporter.
10/21/2008
05:08

Michael Farris
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Chancellor Michael Farris explains the importance of teaching the Bible at Patrick Henry College.
10/21/2008
01:45

Stephen Jr. Campaigns for McCain
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Stephen Jr. is in Oregon campaigning for John McCain.
10/21/2008
00:22

Thanks to Cedric the Entertainer
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Stephen thanks Cedric the Entertainer for stopping by.
10/22/2008
00:30

Intro - 10/22/08
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John McCain reaches out to the middle class and offers them a butterscotch.
10/22/2008
05:28

Movies That Are Destroying America - Quantum of Solace
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James Bond is supposed to be an ideal man, yet he's always portrayed as British instead of American.
10/22/2008
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