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Atone Phone - Jeff Tweedy Calls

Season 10 • 09/24/2014

Stephen observes Rosh Hashanah by taking an apologetic call from Jeff Tweedy on the Atone Phone.

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06:47

Tip/Wag - Climate Change Marchers & Senators on Reality TV
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Global warming protesters flood the streets of Manhattan, and senators tackle partisan gridlock on reality TV.
09/22/2014
07:22

Better Know a District - California's 2nd - Jared Huffman
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Congressman Jared Huffman discusses his unspecified religious beliefs and weighs in on whether Han Solo had a right to shoot first.
09/23/2014
00:10

Sign Off - PBR
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Stephen sips Pabst Blue Ribbon, an old American classic.
09/23/2014
05:32

Naomi Klein
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"This Changes Everything" author Naomi Klein argues that capitalism is one of the driving forces behind climate change.
09/23/2014
04:45

U.S. Airstrikes in Syria
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The U.S. launches an airstrike campaign against ISIS, but the networks' graphics packages were just not ready for this news.
09/23/2014
03:01

The Russians Buy PBR
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A Russian brewing company acquires the all-American Pabst Brewing Company, striking a devastating blow to grandfathers and hipsters alike.
09/23/2014
06:24

Bill Cosby Pt. 1
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Bill Cosby describes the origin of his pocket insignia and the terrifying nature of amusement park funhouses.
09/24/2014
04:07

Obama's Coffee Cup Salute
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President Obama draws heated criticism from Fox News for saluting Marines while holding a coffee cup.
09/24/2014
00:26

Sign Off - "Cosby"
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Stephen invites viewers to check out Mark Whitaker's biography of Bill Cosby, "Cosby: His Life and Times."
09/24/2014
03:23

Bill Cosby Pt. 2
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Bill Cosby describes the outgoing message on his answering machine and reveals the single obstacle that has prevented Morgan Freeman from portraying him in a movie.
09/24/2014
06:30

Atone Phone - Jeff Tweedy Calls
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Stephen lists the businesses that help defray the costs of the Atone Phone hotline, and Jeff Tweedy dials in for forgiveness.
09/24/2014
02:30

Eric Holder's Resignation
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Eric Holder steps down as attorney general, and Stephen humbly offers to serve as his replacement.
09/25/2014
05:36

Walter Mischel
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"The Marshmallow Test" author Walter Mischel explains the relationship between delayed gratification and a person's overall success in life.
09/25/2014
00:08

Sign Off - Marshmallows
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Stephen helps himself to a bowl of marshmallows.
09/25/2014
05:32

Bill O'Reilly's Elite Strike Force
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Renowned military expert Bill O'Reilly suggests hiring a 25,000-person mercenary army to fight ISIS.
09/25/2014
00:37

Intro - 9/25/14
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Military action leads to positive change in the world, a surprising ally emerges in the war on terror, and author Walter Mischel visits The Report.
09/25/2014
00:16

Sign Off - Cake and Cheese
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Stephen complements his dessert with a giant wedge of cheese.
09/29/2014
06:15

Jamie Oliver
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Chef Jamie Oliver chats about his book "Jamie Oliver's Comfort Food: The Ultimate Weekend Cookbook" and trades favorite childhood dishes with Stephen.
09/29/2014
05:38

Hillary Clinton and the Grandmother of All Scandals
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Hillary Clinton takes on the role of grandmother, and a conservative website dredges up a letter she sent to activist Saul Alinsky in 1971.
09/29/2014
04:32

Obama's Rip-Off of Bush
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Following President Obama's statements about ISIS, pundits suggest that he's parroting George W. Bush.
09/29/2014
04:16

Kim Jong-un's Massive Cheese Consumption
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North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un disappears from the public eye, which may be because of problems related to his dangerous obsession with cheese.
09/29/2014
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