The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Kiss Your Asp Goodbye
Season 3 • 02/11/1999
Steve Carell visits a man with a trailer full of snakes and lax security measures.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Doggy Style
At the Westminster Dog Show, owners fight to prevent the one thing on every dog's mind -- lurid public sex.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Recap - 2/11/99
Jon recaps the day's stories, including a dig at the British, hope for the man who isn't Mr. U.S.A., and a question about the Toronto man who has sex with fences.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Ballin' Chain-Link
A Toronto man arrested for having sex with a chain-link fence presumably enjoyed his night behind bars.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Week in Hate - Sesame Street
Tom Shillue surveys a few choice websites, including one that calls into question "Sesame Street's" plot to destroy the white race.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Daniel Stern
Daniel Stern, actor and media literacy teacher, explores the ramifications of Jon's usage of monkey sex clips.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Ms. U.S.A.W.O.L.
Following through on an answer she gave in competition, recently-crowned Miss U.S.A. Kimberly Pressler broke up with her boyfriend for the duration of her reign.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Drinking Millipedes
Asian men put millipedes in a bottle of some kind of liquid, then drink.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Tinky-Winky
Jon corrects an error involving Tinky-Winky Footage, retracts a story about a contestant at the Westminster dog show, and apologizes for the footage he shows.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Un-American Activities
Jon knows why the passengers delayed at Miami airport by an American Airlines pilot strike keep joking around so much: They're nervous about getting caught trafficking drugs.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - London Appalling
A new survey on the relative cleanliness of homes in different European countries found Britain at the bottom of the heap.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Kiss Your Asp Goodbye
Steve Carell visits Raymond Branz, a man with a trailer full of snakes and lax security measures.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Sequin Ye Shall Find
Jon goes over the finer points of Carnaval, the Brazilian celebration of Mardi Gras, which includes transsexuals, fat guys, and waitresses from Chili's.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Linda Tripp
Jon delivers an editorial defending Linda Tripp, Monica Lewinsky's friend and phone-call-recorder, who'd received undue derision at hands of the media.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Low-Brow Conversation
Scientists don't know what Neanderthals' first words might have been, though they admit such speech would have been unwaveringly focused on eating and rape.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 The Clinton Impeachment: A Retrospective
When Mo Rocca is upset about geopolitical events, he turns to Paul Anka for comfort, such as in this retrospective montage about the Clinton impeachment.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Rectum? It Nearly Killed 'Em!
Beth Littleford meets with sex therapist and rectal expert Dr. Jack Morin to learn how she and her anus can get on speaking terms.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - Low Down Dirty Name
Jon takes a closer look at the list of most popular baby names in New York City, including the ever-popular "Stinky McGirk."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Melina Kanakaredes
Jon is somewhat interested in Melina Kanakaredes' show "Providence," but he's really interested in her background as a synchronized swimmer.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Perfect 10 Inch
Dick Clark is Barbie's role model because he too is made entirely of age-retardant, space-age polymers.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Rest Impeach
Jon looks back on the life of recently-deceased John Ehrlichman who, despite many flaws, was only the third or fourth most evil person in the Nixon administration.
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