The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Kiss Your Asp Goodbye
Season 3 • 02/11/1999
Steve Carell visits a man with a trailer full of snakes and lax security measures.
Headlines - Doggy StyleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
At the Westminster Dog Show, owners fight to prevent the one thing on every dog's mind -- lurid public sex.
Recap - 2/11/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon recaps the day's stories, including a dig at the British, hope for the man who isn't Mr. U.S.A., and a question about the Toronto man who has sex with fences.
Headlines - Ballin' Chain-LinkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A Toronto man arrested for having sex with a chain-link fence presumably enjoyed his night behind bars.
This Week in Hate - Sesame StreetThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Tom Shillue surveys a few choice websites, including one that calls into question "Sesame Street's" plot to destroy the white race.
Daniel SternThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Daniel Stern, actor and media literacy teacher, explores the ramifications of Jon's usage of monkey sex clips.
Other News - Ms. U.S.A.W.O.L.The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Following through on an answer she gave in competition, recently-crowned Miss U.S.A. Kimberly Pressler broke up with her boyfriend for the duration of her reign.
Moment of Zen - Drinking MillipedesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Asian men put millipedes in a bottle of some kind of liquid, then drink.
Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Tinky-WinkyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon corrects an error involving Tinky-Winky Footage, retracts a story about a contestant at the Westminster dog show, and apologizes for the footage he shows.
Headlines - Un-American ActivitiesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon knows why the passengers delayed at Miami airport by an American Airlines pilot strike keep joking around so much: They're nervous about getting caught trafficking drugs.
This Just In - London AppallingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A new survey on the relative cleanliness of homes in different European countries found Britain at the bottom of the heap.
Kiss Your Asp GoodbyeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Steve Carell visits Raymond Branz, a man with a trailer full of snakes and lax security measures.
Headlines - Sequin Ye Shall FindThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon goes over the finer points of Carnaval, the Brazilian celebration of Mardi Gras, which includes transsexuals, fat guys, and waitresses from Chili's.
A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Linda TrippThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon delivers an editorial defending Linda Tripp, Monica Lewinsky's friend and phone-call-recorder, who'd received undue derision at hands of the media.
Other News - Low-Brow ConversationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Scientists don't know what Neanderthals' first words might have been, though they admit such speech would have been unwaveringly focused on eating and rape.
The Clinton Impeachment: A RetrospectiveThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
When Mo Rocca is upset about geopolitical events, he turns to Paul Anka for comfort, such as in this retrospective montage about the Clinton impeachment.
Rectum? It Nearly Killed 'Em!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Beth Littleford meets with sex therapist and rectal expert Dr. Jack Morin to learn how she and her anus can get on speaking terms.
This Just In - Low Down Dirty NameThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon takes a closer look at the list of most popular baby names in New York City, including the ever-popular "Stinky McGirk."
Melina KanakaredesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon is somewhat interested in Melina Kanakaredes' show "Providence," but he's really interested in her background as a synchronized swimmer.
Headlines - Perfect 10 InchThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Dick Clark is Barbie's role model because he too is made entirely of age-retardant, space-age polymers.
Headlines - Rest ImpeachThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon looks back on the life of recently-deceased John Ehrlichman who, despite many flaws, was only the third or fourth most evil person in the Nixon administration.
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