The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Goodnight

Season 9 • 07/15/2013

Stephen signs off.

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03:07

"Gang of Eight" Immigration Reform Bill
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The "Gang of Eight" pushes an immigration bill through the Senate with promises of a "border surge."
06/27/2013
05:44

4th of July Under Attack
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New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg considers outlawing the sale of sparklers on the 4th of July, leading Stephen to an act of civil disobedience.
06/27/2013
00:19

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen lights a sparkler.
06/27/2013
04:01

Stephen Colbert's Big Gay Roundup
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The American Medical Association pushes for reversing a ban on blood donations from gay men, and Disney introduces same-sex parents into one of its shows.
06/27/2013
07:41

Chuck Schumer
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New York Senator Chuck Schumer addresses immigration reform, gang violence on the Senate floor, border security and the keys to bipartisan support.
06/27/2013
05:24

Jeremy Scahill
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Author Jeremy Scahill discusses the secret war in Afghanistan, drone strikes in Pakistan and Yemen and the Obama administration's "Terror Tuesday" meetings.
07/15/2013
07:04

People Who Are Destroying America - Lynn Harrell
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When classical cellist Lynn Harrell tries to obtain frequent flyer miles for his partner, Cello Harrell, one airline decides to fight back.
07/15/2013
01:02

Stephen's Vacation
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Just back from vacation, Stephen brags about his tan and his international connections.
07/15/2013
03:11

KTVU-TV on Asiana Airlines Crash
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Racist jokes on TV damage Asiana Airlines' sterling reputation as a world leader in almost landing planes.
07/15/2013
04:10

George Zimmerman Verdict
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Fox News' Geraldo Rivera explains why an all-female jury found George Zimmerman not guilty in the Trayvon Martin murder case.
07/15/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
07/15/2013
03:52

Royal Baby Bump
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The whole galaxy is abuzz because Kate the Great is three days late.
07/16/2013
05:03

NPR on Multitasking
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According to NPR, multitaskers are terrible at all sorts of cognitive tasks -- but in their defense, they're terrible at them at the same time.
07/16/2013
06:13

David Karp
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Tumblr creator David Karp discusses dropping out of high school, selling his site to Yahoo and letting pornographic images slide.
07/16/2013
05:06

Tip/Wag - Non-Rioting Black People & Fox News
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Crowds gather to peacefully protest George Zimmerman's acquittal, and Elisabeth Hasselbeck joins Fox & Friends.
07/16/2013
00:36

Intro - 7/16/13
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Racial tensions escalate, Americans lose their attention span, and Tumblr founder David Karp talks about his social networking site.
07/16/2013
00:07

Sign Off - MacBox
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Stephen types feverishly on a pizza box.
07/16/2013
00:08

Sign Off - Paper Fan
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Stephen gets some air.
07/17/2013
04:56

Jerry Seinfeld Pt. 2
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Jerry Seinfeld discusses his role models and controls Stephen with his yelling.
07/17/2013
01:48

Dysfunctional House Republicans & Immigration Reform
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The lamestream media says the House of Representatives can't get anything done, but the immigration reform bill is full of problems.
07/17/2013
04:41

Food Stamp Funding
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Republicans show they are willing to compromise on the farm bill by eliminating the part they refused to compromise on.
07/17/2013
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