Comedy Central Presents

Juston McKinney - Upgrade

Season 12 E 16 • 03/14/2008

We all want an upgrade, honey.

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Mike Birbiglia - Jitters
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Mike threw up before his first stand-up performance.
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Mike Birbiglia - Fat Tuesdays
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Fat Tuesdays is not a comedy club.
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Rich Vos - Christmas Decorations
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Christmas decorations just prove you're not Jewish.
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Lavell Crawford - Going to the Doctor
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Lavell Crawford describes the time he went to see a doctor about a twisted ankle and came out with diabetes.
02/22/2008
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Lavell Crawford - "Fat Boy"
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Depressed about his weight as a teenager, Lavell Crawford gets an idea while watching "ABC Afterschool Special."
02/22/2008
03:29

Lavell Crawford - Aspen, CO
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When Lavell Crawford's friends ask him to go skiing in Colorado, he has trouble breathing on the mountain.
02/22/2008
01:53

Juston McKinney - Gay Best Friend
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I didn't realize they made a Brokeback Mountain video game for the Wii
03/14/2008
02:31

Juston McKinney - Misspelling
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After going back and forth with Comedy Central three times, they finally spelled my name right.
03/14/2008
01:37

Juston McKinney - EpiPen
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I've gotta go from "afraid of needles" to EMT in five seconds.
03/14/2008
00:58

Juston McKinney - Kids
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If you want to be with a woman a long time and not have kids, you'll become her kid.
03/14/2008
02:20

Juston McKinney - Upgrade
Comedy Central PresentsS12 E16

They say a diamond is forever. Apparently, not the one I got.
03/14/2008
03:21

Dan Mintz - Roman Polanski
Comedy Central PresentsS12 E20

I'd be happy with just one of the things that happened to Roman Polanski.
03/28/2008
02:28

Robert Kelly - Being Fat
Comedy Central PresentsS12 E22

Buying clothes sucks when you're fat.
04/04/2008
01:59

Robert Kelly - Real Love
Comedy Central PresentsS12 E22

Robert Kelly knew his girlfriend loved him by her reaction when he accidentally crapped his pants.
04/04/2008
01:56

Rachel Feinstein - Screw Me Harder
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Rachel Feinstein is not good at talking dirty and pictures her mother criticizing her performance.
03/26/2010
01:08

Rachel Feinstein - It's Fun to Be a Boy
Comedy Central PresentsS14 E11

There's a new breed of men that aren't straight or gay, just sprinkled with gay.
03/26/2010
01:22

Rachel Feinstein - I Look Good
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Puerto Rican women treat compliments like questions answered correctly on an exam.
03/26/2010
03:44

Rachel Feinstein - Stirring Herself
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Rachel Feinstein's mother wears so much Native American jewelry that her breast looks like a Navajo graveyard.
03/26/2010
02:08

Rachel Feinstein - Titty Dance
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Every man hopes and prays that a titty jig is going to erupt at any moment in their lives.
03/26/2010
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Rachel Feinstein - Jingers
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Rachel Feinstein's father would wear a fun-loving Hitler jumpsuit if it were free.
03/26/2010
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Rachel Feinstein - Booty Clap
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Rachel Feinstein's grandmother is so old that she is suspicious and terrified of everything.
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