The Colbert Report

Self-Driving Car

Season 4 E 2 • 01/08/2008

How much longer till a self-writing television show?

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07:24

The Colbert ReportS4 E1
2008 Election

Stephen wraps up the Iowa Caucus and reveals that he's the one who can stop Barack Obama.
01/07/2008
03:09

The Colbert ReportS4 E1
The Word - (...)

Stephen looks back on his strong anti-union history.
01/07/2008
01:51

The Colbert ReportS4 E1
Applause

The audience gives Stephen an ovation.
01/07/2008
00:06

The Colbert ReportS4 E1
First Wrap-Up

Stephen wraps up his first show back with a message for the writers.
01/07/2008
00:14

The Colbert ReportS4 E1
Intro - 1/7/08

Stephen gives as much information as he can about tonight's show.
01/07/2008
05:04

The Colbert ReportS4 E2
Gary Rosen

Stephen suggests that Gary Rosen surf the web for cheap uranium.
01/08/2008
00:10

The Colbert ReportS4 E2
Note to Strikers

Stephen gives some helpful advice to the people striking outside his studio.
01/08/2008
05:39

The Colbert ReportS4 E2
Chris Beam

Stephen finds out if Chris Beam from Slate magazine made Hillary cry.
01/08/2008
03:18

The Colbert ReportS4 E2
Meteorite Market

Stephen takes a look at the celestial financial market.
01/08/2008
00:56

The Colbert ReportS4 E2
Bush Absolutely Optimistic

Stephen dusts off a script written before the strike.
01/08/2008
04:26

The Colbert ReportS4 E2
Self-Driving Car

Now that GM introduced the self-driving car, Stephen wonders about a self-writing television show.
01/08/2008
06:26

The Colbert ReportS4 E3
Mike Huckabee

Stephen talks about religion, immigration and guns with his running mate Mike Huckabee.
01/09/2008
00:21

The Colbert ReportS4 E3
Studio on Fire

Nobody leaves until Stephen finds out who set this fire.
01/09/2008
06:07

The Colbert ReportS4 E3
New Hampshire Wrap-Up

Stephen reviews the ups and downs of the New Hampshire primary.
01/09/2008
04:44

The Colbert ReportS4 E3
Matt Taibbi

After Hillary's success in New Hampshire, Matt Taibbi feels like he's been diagnosed with cancer.
01/09/2008
00:34

The Colbert ReportS4 E3
She Won!

Stephen talks about the excitement that's sweeping the nation.
01/09/2008
00:04

The Colbert ReportS4 E4
To the Writers

Stephen has a quick word for his writers.
01/10/2008
05:37

The Colbert ReportS4 E4
National Treasure Pt. 1

Stephen goes to Washington D.C. to contribute his portrait to the Smithsonian Institution.
01/10/2008
06:23

The Colbert ReportS4 E4
Muhammad Yunus

Stephen can't understand why Muhammad Yunus would lend money to poor women.
01/10/2008
03:36

The Colbert ReportS4 E4
Norman Ornstein

Norman Ornstein and Stephen talk about how the Bush administration slimmed down the Constitution.
01/10/2008
04:15

The Colbert ReportS4 E4
Un-American News - Primaries

Stephen searches international news to find out who the Aqua Teen Hunger Force is voting for.
01/10/2008
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