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Season 3 • 04/20/1999

The headlines this week are all about young men joining up to do stupid things.

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03:02

Wayne Gretzky Retires
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Before reaching the forefront of ice related sports Dwayne Gretzky overcame childhood polio, tasted victory at the Olympics and refused to shake Hitler's hand.
04/19/1999
01:06

This Just In - Oral Tradition
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Dror Orpaz and Karmit Tsubera break world record by kissing for over 30 hours.
04/19/1999
03:16

Plenty of Time to Kill
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Retired dentist Dr. Bruce Goldberg is a time traveler, with a 60/40 poly/cotton blend three-piece spacesuit and hypnosis for fuel.
04/19/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Man Eats Scorpion
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A man dips a scorpion into some sauce and then eats it.
04/19/1999
04:19

Trash Cans
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Vance DeGeneres travels to New Hampshire to interview the owner of a junkyard/strip club.
04/20/1999
02:39

What I'm Sayin' - Racial Profiling
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William Stephenson comments on racial profiling and gives solid advice to brothers driving nice cars.
04/20/1999
01:28

Other News - Baby's Got Bacteria
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German scientist Heidi Schulz discovers the largest bacteria ever.
04/20/1999
00:17

Moment of Zen - Man in Washing Machine
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Man in shackles climbs in washing machine and then climbs out without them.
04/20/1999
01:14

This Just In - Hart Failure
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Johnny Hart, the creator of the comic strip B.C., draws controversy with overtly religious overtones.
04/20/1999
04:03

Rob Estes
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Rob Estes discusses his role on "Melrose Place" and the upcoming finale.
04/20/1999
03:25

Headlines - Total Deutschbags
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The headlines this week include the rebuilding of the Reichstag, recruitment in the Kosovo Liberation Army and the Fandom Menace.
04/20/1999
00:58

Chicken of the Sea
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While filming in Thailand, rugged individualist Leonardo DiCaprio fell into warm, clear water.
04/21/1999
04:06

Angelina Jolie
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Growing up, Angelina Jolie had a crush on Spock.
04/21/1999
01:58

1998 Nostalgia
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The Daily Show has commissioned the dead American artist, Norman Rockwell, to produce a series of limited edition paintings that chronicle the Clinton/Lewinsky epic.
04/21/1999
01:06

Other News - Digital Underground
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The cause of Senor Wences' death was the fact that he was 103-years-old.
04/21/1999
03:21

Bad Language
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With the re-release of "Incubus," William Shatner will finally be recognized as the foreign film actor he's always been.
04/21/1999
00:58

The Money Schott
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Part owner of the Cincinnati Reds, Marge Schott, was unable to bear children because sometimes God just knows what he's doing.
04/21/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Plant Trip
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A man trips over a large plant and falls to the ground.
04/21/1999
00:31

Intro - Liquor Switch
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Jon Stewart plans on raiding The Daily Show's liquor cabinet.
04/21/1999
02:23

Back in Black - Things That Suck
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Lewis Black comments on the weather, the Boston Marathon, Bill Gates, a cow loose in Atlanta, Chinese cuisine and Hillary Clinton.
04/21/1999
01:06

This Just In - Westward Mow!
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Brad Hauter's lawn mower cross country trip is taking longer than expected because he insists on stopping every 10 miles to get paid $5 and drink lemonade.
04/21/1999
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