The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Cats Closes

Season 5 • 09/12/2000

Nobody really cares that "Cats" has closed.

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01:53

Castro Turf
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A controversial handshake between Bill Clinton and Fidel Castro angers anti-Castro factions who believe Communism is transmissible through skin contact.
09/11/2000
00:22

Recap - 9/11/00
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Indiana University fires Bobby Knight, the Clinton-Castro handshake sparks controversy and "Will & Grace" wins three Emmys.
09/11/2000
03:18

Leggie, Come Home Pt. 1
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Vance DeGeneres tells the timeless tale of love, redemption and a very special friendship between a boy and his artificial leg.
09/12/2000
02:29

Headlines - Out Damned Spot
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George W. Bush is accused of using subliminable advertising, but he downplays the ad, saying it was of little impotence.
09/12/2000
00:53

Intro - Monarchy Appreciation Night
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Jon went down to his flat, took the lift and had a couple of fags before the show.
09/12/2000
02:03

Headlines - Rebuke Nukem
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Wake up, adult America, the space vixen with laser boobs game and mail-in candy rebate is not marketed to you.
09/12/2000
00:13

Moment of Zen - Subliminable
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President Bush laughs and says "subliminable."
09/12/2000
03:24

Leggie, Come Home Pt. 2
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Vance DeGeneres concludes as a boy's beloved limb reaches the final leg of his journey.
09/12/2000
00:21

Recap - 9/12/01
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Jon recaps the stories about "Cats" and President Bush's subliminable message.
09/12/2000
04:06

Eugene Levy
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Eugene Levy can't ever watch "American Pie" with his daughter.
09/12/2000
01:44

Cats Closes
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Mo Rocca is in Times Square to report on the mood after "Cats" closes; no one really cares.
09/12/2000
01:40

Headlines - Brothers in Arms
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Martin Sheen is outraged over his sound-alike brother doing pro-gun ads; sound-alike brother is outraged over being known as "sound-alike brother of Martin Sheen."
09/13/2000
00:13

Moment of Zen - Bushism
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President George W. Bush has a little trouble pronouncing "subliminal."
09/13/2000
02:28

Headlines - Royally Trucked
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All in all, the British fuel protest is the most ill-conceived British protest since Sting's infamous "Save the Rainforest Bonfire and Monkey Hunt."
09/13/2000
01:06

Recap - 9/13/00
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Jon recaps tonight's headlines on the British fuel crisis and the Sheen-Estevez voiceover debate, then takes a look at tomorrow's piece on Kathie Lee Gifford.
09/13/2000
05:31

Lennox Lewis
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Lennox Lewis' new line of underwear includes sports style, classy style and mediocre style for everybody.
09/13/2000
03:34

Brothers in Arms - Advertising
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For the price of one Martin Sheen, you can get 20 Joe Estevezes or four Emilios and half a Charlie.
09/13/2000
03:17

Back In Black - European Vacation
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Lewis Black rants about spending his summer vacation stuck in European traffic, British people buying chunks of the moon and nutbags wrestling alligators.
09/13/2000
01:06

Intro - Lennox Lewis
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Lennox Lewis is in the studio, so the feud will end tonight.
09/13/2000
03:58

Headlines - Rodham 'N' Creep
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During a debate, the Lazio-rific Rick Lazio confronts Hillary Clinton on the perils of soft money.
09/14/2000
03:16

Indecision 2000 Roundup - Oprah
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Al Gore visits Oprah Winfrey to talk about the 'kiss' and how he will swallow Tipper Gore's head if she does not obey.
09/14/2000
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