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Headlines - International Male

Season 8 • 03/16/2004

John Kerry is the Democratic nominee for president, entitling him to meaningless media coverage.

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03:37

History of Spain
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Senior Iberian Analyst Stephen Colbert explains that though the Madrid bombings helped Al Qaeda get their way, they won't rest until Spain is theirs.
03/15/2004
00:13

Preview - 3/16/04
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Jon reveals that he will be giving several breaks to tomorrow's guest, John Stossel.
03/15/2004
01:47

Indecision 2004 Without Borders - Russia
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Vladimir Putin sweeps back into power with 71% of the vote thanks to his television dominance in "CSI: St. Petersburg" and "SpongeVladimir SquarePutin."
03/15/2004
02:29

Indecision 2004 Without Borders - South Korea
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The president of South Korea prevents an impeachment vote by physically blocking the voting process.
03/15/2004
03:51

John Stossel Pt. 1
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John Stossel tells Jon the next scam groups he'd like to get at are lawyers and the government.
03/16/2004
02:56

John Stossel Pt. 2
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John Stossel explains why Americans spend their money better than the government does.
03/16/2004
04:20

Bridge Over Troubled Water
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Stephen Colbert reports on a bridge player who is stripped of her silver medal because she won't get tested for drugs.
03/16/2004
02:43

The Unnatural
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A baseball player must test positive for illicit substances five times before that player is suspended, which is consistent with baseball's longstanding 5-strike policy.
03/16/2004
00:16

Moment of Zen - Steroids
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Donald Fehr speaks about drug testing in baseball as footage of Barry Bonds is shown.
03/16/2004
00:26

Indecision 2004 - Stops On The Campaign Trail
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John Kerry is in Boston, George W. Bush is in Texas and Ralph Nader is in his apartment.
03/16/2004
06:26

Headlines - International Male
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John Kerry shows he's just like all Americans by pretending to be interested in books, using the bathroom and then leaving without buying anything.
03/16/2004
05:19

Mekhi Phifer
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Mekhi Phifer has to see how much money his new film makes before he signs on to do a trilogy.
03/17/2004
01:04

Preview - 3/18/04
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Jon is betting on Cornell to win the NCAA tournament, even though he lost everything he owned betting on them last year.
03/17/2004
02:09

10th Rock From The Sun
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NASA does its best to hype the new planet discovery as the second reddest object in the solar system.
03/17/2004
03:54

Fake News Controversy
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Rob Corddry believes that compared to the White House, "The Daily Show" is a pathetic fake news show
03/17/2004
05:20

Headlines - Medicine Brawl
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The new Medicare bill is so good, the guy in charge of it can't say anything nice about it without a teleprompter.
03/17/2004
01:17

Colbert Report - Preview
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On the next "Colbert Report," Stephen Colbert gives it good to some guy, plus he'll read portions of his new book, "Don't Buy This Book if You Don't Have Any Balls."
03/17/2004
00:11

Moment of Zen - Fake Medicare News
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A piece of government-issued fake news footage touts the new Medicare plan as a way to make health care more affordable.
03/17/2004
00:49

Intro - Krispy Kreme
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Even though Jon's lived in New York for twenty years, he only knows where some of the Krispy Kreme donut shops are.
03/18/2004
02:14

The Chub Group
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Eating too much food will soon surpass smoking as the number one preventable cause of death.
03/18/2004
00:14

Moment of Zen - Hotel Bomb
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Dick Cheney says the world is safe, while footage from Iraq shows the aftermath of a hotel bomb attack.
03/18/2004
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