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Jews Can't Play Basketball
Season 9 E 1 • 03/09/2005
Kyle is crushed when does not make the all-state basketball team.
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02:38
Abortion Lessons
South Park
S8 E14
Stan finds the cubs he made into orphans, and they come up with a plan to kill the Antichrist. This involves the cubs learning how to perform abortions.
12/15/2004
02:45
The Antichrist is Born
South Park
S8 E14
The Antichrist is born and Santa blows the the critters' heads off. Kyle takes it upon himself to be the host for the Antichrist, in hopes of making Christmas better for the Jews.
12/15/2004
03:11
Kyle's Abortion
South Park
S8 E14
It turns out the Woodland Critters were part of Cartman's Christmas story for a class assignment. The story ends with Kyle getting an abortion by the lion cubs, and dying of AIDS.
12/15/2004
02:29
Stan Meets the Critters
South Park
S8 E14
Stan happens upons the Woodland Critters and they ask him to help find them a star for their Christmas tree.
12/15/2004
02:36
Stan Builds a Manger
South Park
S8 E14
The Critters get Stan to build them a manger for their coming Savior and tells him about the evil mountain lion.
12/15/2004
01:44
Orphaned Cubs
South Park
S8 E14
Stan kills the evil mountain lion for the Critters, but is shocked to find that it's a mother to three adorable cubs.
12/15/2004
01:43
Blood Orgy
South Park
S8 E14
Stan returns to the Critters and reports that the mountain lion is dead. Now that the Antichrist can be born, the Critters make a sacrifice to Satan and have a blood orgy.
12/15/2004
01:32
Voice of Guilt
South Park
S8 E14
Stan tries to forget about the problems he's caused by watching "The Jeffersons" and ignoring the narrator, but he gets frustrated and returns to the forest.
12/15/2004
01:35
The Critters Attack Stan
South Park
S8 E14
The Woodland Critters use their Satanic powers to prevent Stan from destroying the manger. Nothing can be done to stop the birth of the Antichrist now that the mountain lion is dead.
12/15/2004
00:44
The Perfect Host
South Park
S8 E14
The Critters stumble upon Kyle, who all alone on Christmas Eve because he's Jewish. The Critters find him to be the perfect non-baptized vessel for their coming Antichrist.
12/15/2004
02:19
Jews Can't Play Basketball
South Park
S9 E1
Kyle is excited to try out for the all-state basketball team, but his dreams are crushed when he's told Jews can't Play basketball.
03/09/2005
01:25
Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out
South Park
S9 E1
Mrs. Garrison thinks she has missed her period but the doctor at Planned Parenthood assures her that she can't physically get pregnant.
03/09/2005
02:40
My Scrotum!
South Park
S9 E1
Mrs. Garrison and the boys rush to Kyle's game to save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees, but are too late.
03/09/2005
01:23
Vagainaplasty
South Park
S9 E1
Dr. Biber operates on Mr. Garrison giving him a vagina.
03/09/2005
01:10
Peeing Out My Vagina
South Park
S9 E1
Mr. Garrison makes his first appearance as a woman and she just can't wait to get her first period.
03/09/2005
00:32
Mr. Garrison Has Titties
South Park
S9 E1
While Kyle complains about not making the all-state basketball team, the boys run into the new Mrs. Garrison.
03/09/2005
00:59
What's a Sex Change Operation?
South Park
S9 E1
When Mrs. Broflovski explains Mr. Garrison's reason for having a sex change, Kyle realizes that he knows how Mr. Garrison feels.
03/09/2005
01:18
Negroplasty
South Park
S9 E1
Kyle feels like a tall black man on the inside just like Mr. Garrison felt like a woman inside, and consults Dr. Biber on negroplasty.
03/09/2005
01:17
I Don't Like Vaginas
South Park
S9 E1
Mrs. Garrison may feel better but he never realized that Mr. Slave doesn't like vaginas because he's gay.
03/09/2005
01:08
Transgender Progressive Thinking
South Park
S9 E1
Kyle's parents refuse to give him permission for a negroplasty operation and Mr. Broflovski intends to give Dr. Biber a piece of his mind.
03/09/2005
01:17
Dolphinoplasty
South Park
S9 E1
Mr. Broflovski barges into Dr. Bibers' office with the intention of suing, but is instead, persuaded to get a dolphinplasty.
03/09/2005
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