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I Don't Like Vaginas
Season 9 E 1 • 03/09/2005
Mr. Garrison never stopped to think about how Mr. Slave would feel about his new vagina.
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01:35
The Critters Attack Stan
South Park
S8 E14
The Woodland Critters use their Satanic powers to prevent Stan from destroying the manger. Nothing can be done to stop the birth of the Antichrist now that the mountain lion is dead.
12/15/2004
00:44
The Perfect Host
South Park
S8 E14
The Critters stumble upon Kyle, who all alone on Christmas Eve because he's Jewish. The Critters find him to be the perfect non-baptized vessel for their coming Antichrist.
12/15/2004
02:19
Jews Can't Play Basketball
South Park
S9 E1
Kyle is excited to try out for the all-state basketball team, but his dreams are crushed when he's told Jews can't Play basketball.
03/09/2005
01:25
Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out
South Park
S9 E1
Mrs. Garrison thinks she has missed her period but the doctor at Planned Parenthood assures her that she can't physically get pregnant.
03/09/2005
02:40
My Scrotum!
South Park
S9 E1
Mrs. Garrison and the boys rush to Kyle's game to save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees, but are too late.
03/09/2005
01:23
Vagainaplasty
South Park
S9 E1
Dr. Biber operates on Mr. Garrison giving him a vagina.
03/09/2005
01:10
Peeing Out My Vagina
South Park
S9 E1
Mr. Garrison makes his first appearance as a woman and she just can't wait to get her first period.
03/09/2005
00:32
Mr. Garrison Has Titties
South Park
S9 E1
While Kyle complains about not making the all-state basketball team, the boys run into the new Mrs. Garrison.
03/09/2005
00:59
What's a Sex Change Operation?
South Park
S9 E1
When Mrs. Broflovski explains Mr. Garrison's reason for having a sex change, Kyle realizes that he knows how Mr. Garrison feels.
03/09/2005
01:18
Negroplasty
South Park
S9 E1
Kyle feels like a tall black man on the inside just like Mr. Garrison felt like a woman inside, and consults Dr. Biber on negroplasty.
03/09/2005
01:17
I Don't Like Vaginas
South Park
S9 E1
Mrs. Garrison may feel better but he never realized that Mr. Slave doesn't like vaginas because he's gay.
03/09/2005
01:08
Transgender Progressive Thinking
South Park
S9 E1
Kyle's parents refuse to give him permission for a negroplasty operation and Mr. Broflovski intends to give Dr. Biber a piece of his mind.
03/09/2005
01:17
Dolphinoplasty
South Park
S9 E1
Mr. Broflovski barges into Dr. Bibers' office with the intention of suing, but is instead, persuaded to get a dolphinplasty.
03/09/2005
01:09
Garrison Goes Wild
South Park
S9 E1
Mrs. Garrison goes wild, flashing her new boobs and sleeping with truckers. But she still hasn't had a period and quickly assumes she's pregnant.
03/09/2005
00:57
Transpecies
South Park
S9 E1
Mr. Broflovski's dolphinoplasty was a success. He is happier than ever and feels that Kyle deserves the same.
03/09/2005
00:33
Jewfin
South Park
S9 E1
Now that Kyle's tall and black, he's ready to retry-out for the all-state basketball team.
03/09/2005
00:45
Mr. Man
South Park
S9 E1
Mrs. Garrison interrupts another one of Dr. Biber's operations to drag him around town in search of Mr. Garrison's Balls.
03/09/2005
00:39
Seating For Dolphins
South Park
S9 E1
Kyle's basketball coach decides he's tall and black enough to play in the all-state basketball game.
03/09/2005
00:37
Ticking Time Balls
South Park
S9 E1
Dr. Biber alerts Mrs. Garrison and the boys that Kyle only looks like a basketball player and if he actually plays basketball, his knees will explode.
03/09/2005
00:44
Lawfin
South Park
S9 E1
While Mr. Broflovski attempts to find a bathroom equipped for transpecies with special needs, Kyle's up next at the all-state basketball game.
03/09/2005
01:10
College Know it all Hippies
South Park
S9 E2
A group of College Know it all Hippies visit South Park and tell the boys that they are being manipulated by big corporations.
03/16/2005
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