South Park

Stan's Speech

Season 9 E 2 • 03/16/2005

Stan addresses the hippies.

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00:38

Chef Volunteers?
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Chef has to suffer through the crowd to activate the backup boosters on the Hippie Digger before a nuke is launched.
03/16/2005
00:48

Woodstock Flashback
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Stan's parents remember their hippie days at Woodstock and realize they don't want Stan anywhere near those people.
03/16/2005
01:51

Cartman's Plea
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Cartman crashes the City Council meeting, warning them that the hippies are converging on South Park at an alarming rate.
03/16/2005
00:54

Lazy Hippies
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The boys are ready to take action against major corporations, but the hippies are too stoned to do anything meaningful.
03/16/2005
01:40

Freeing Cartman
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The adults ask Cartman for help in eradicating South Park of hippies -- but Cartman has demands.
03/16/2005
01:40

Hippie Infestation
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Cartman warns an old woman about the hippie infestation in her house.
03/16/2005
01:47

Hippie Digger
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Cartman, Butters' Mom, Chef and Randy drive the Hippie Digger into the crowd at Hippie Jam Fest 2005.
03/16/2005
00:52

Mayor Visits Cartman
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Cartman's in jail for kidnapping hippies and the mayor confirms that she signed the permit for the hippies' jam band concert.
03/16/2005
01:17

Hippie Capital
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South Park becomes the Hippie Capital of the World and the townpeople panic.
03/16/2005
00:50

Hippie Hostages
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Cartman has locked a bunch of hippies in his basement, but pacifies them with joints and a guitar.
03/16/2005
00:44

Stan's Speech
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Stan takes the mic at the Hippie Jam Fest and tries to get the crowd motivated to actually accomplish something.
03/16/2005
01:10

College Know it all Hippies
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A group of College Know it all Hippies visit South Park and tell the boys that they are being manipulated by big corporations.
03/16/2005
00:55

Hippie Jam Fest 2005
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Hippie Jam Fest 2005, the largest gathering of its kind in the history of man, has descended on South Park.
03/16/2005
01:14

Cartman Arrested
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The hippies are planning a week-long music festival in South Park and Cartman is arrested for holding hippies hostage in his basement.
03/16/2005
01:45

Cartman's Plan
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Cartman needs a crew to operate a Hippie Digger to penetrate the festival crowd, so they can play Slayer over the PA system.
03/16/2005
01:50

Buzz Killer
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Cartman and his crew blast Slayer music through the sound system, causing the hippies to disperse. South Park is saved, and Cartman's victory is sweet.
03/16/2005
00:20

Stan's Changed
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Stan's Mom asks him if he wants to go to the mall, and he explains to her about Corporate Fat Cats.
03/16/2005
00:36

Hippie Digger Stalls
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The Hippie Digger overheats in the middle of the crowd, just as Stan rushes the stage.
03/16/2005
01:55

Super Awesome Talent Agency
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Cartman and the boys convince Tolkien that he needs their agency to protect him from the huge media storm that is surely about to blow up his career.
03/23/2005
02:06

Wing Has Touched Sly
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Sly, touched by Wings voice, offers $4,000 to have her sing at his son's wedding. Unfortunately, she's been stolen again.
03/23/2005
04:06

Wing Doesn't Belong to Anyone
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After a shootout, Stan convinces both the boys and the Chinese mafia to stop mooching off of their clients' hopes and dreams.
03/23/2005
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