The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Roe v. Paid

Season 3 • 02/03/1999

A pro-life group pays damages for threatening abortion doctors.

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00:57

Headlines - Pre-Fab Fortune
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PBS, those mysterious flickering images between MTV and ESPN, has been ordered to pay former Monkee Mike Nesmith $47 million.
02/03/1999
01:21

Other News - Run Silent, Run Cheap
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The world's first zero emission hydrogen fuel cell-powered taxi cab debuts at a conference in New York City.
02/03/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Dwarf Wrestler
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Princess Little Dove, a female dwarf wrestler, prepares to attack.
02/03/1999
02:33

Back in Black - Mountain Fresh
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Lewis Black reports on a pollution lawsuit, the resurgent elephant population in Kenya and Camilla Parker Bowles first public appearance with Prince Charles.
02/03/1999
03:04

A League of Her Own
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The Great Mae Young, the Fabulous Moolah and her damn midget do their best to keep the dream of professional female wrestling alive.
02/03/1999
02:16

Headlines - Porking Class Hero
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A pot-bellied pig runs for help when her owner suffers a heart attack shortly after eating both of the pig's parents.
02/03/1999
01:10

This Just In - Come Let Us A-Door Him
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Jesus Christ, the son of God, ruler of the universe and the anointed keeper of heaven is currently appearing in the wood graining of a closet door.
02/03/1999
04:03

Kellie Martin
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Kellie Martin discusses her role on "ER" and doing Tae-Bo with probable porn star Billy Blanks.
02/03/1999
02:05

A Quick Word of Advice - Lulu
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Jon advises hero pig Lulu not to make the same mistakes he made.
02/03/1999
00:25

Recap - 2/3/99
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Jon recaps tonight's top stories, including a hero pig, a former Monkee's lawsuit and Jesus in a door.
02/03/1999
01:11

Headlines - Roe v. Paid
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A militant anti-abortion group is ordered to pay $107 million dollars in damages after posting the names of "wanted" abortion doctors on its website.
02/03/1999
01:03

This Just In - Date Ape
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Female chimps give birth at the Los Angeles Zoo even though the male chimps all have vasectomies.
02/04/1999
00:21

Moment of Zen - Elderly Stripper
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A scantily clad old woman walks down a runway.
02/04/1999
00:44

Other News - Tex-Mex Lies and Videotape
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For a 20/20 segment on lying, Diane Sawyer served some staffers inedible chili and secretly video taped them.
02/04/1999
02:14

Public Excess - Lucille Cataldo
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Lucille Cataldo sings a song in which the word "hairdresser" is the only lyric.
02/04/1999
02:15

Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Mama Cass
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Jon admits that the Daily Show coroner was wrong about Mama Cass' death.
02/04/1999
04:17

Jerry O'Connell
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Jerry O'Connell would've gone to Woodstock if he were alive in the '60s.
02/04/1999
02:23

Headlines - Victoria's Secret Spring Fashion Show
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The web cast of the Victoria's Secret Spring Fashion Show turned out to be a bust. And we do mean bust.
02/04/1999
04:27

Jesus Christ Supermodel
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Glenda Green met Jesus and painted a portrait of him and in the painting Jesus kinda looks like Kevin Costner.
02/04/1999
01:04

Headlines - Grand Shalom Breakfast
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Lawmakers stay away from the National Prayer Breakfast to protest Yasser Arafat's attendance.
02/04/1999
00:39

Recap - 2/8/99
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Jon compares Monica Lewinsky to a Muppet and asks if Roz Kelly ever shaved her Tuscadero.
02/08/1999
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