The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Intro - High Alert
Season 7 • 09/10/2002
High alert has a touch more red in it than elevated alert.
Problem Taker-Awayers - Global WarmingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Problem Taker-Awayer Ed Helms will stop at nothing to stop global warming, even if it means dealing with coal lobbyists and the Sierra Club.
Headlines - We Scar the WorldThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
World leaders meet to discuss methods of promoting economic growth, alleviating poverty and protecting the environment, all at the same time.
Over-Scrutinized Physical ActivitiesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon can only hope and pray that you and your loved ones were ready for some football, basketball and tennis.
You, Your Health & You - Praise the LardThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Wow, you can ameliorate my nutrition profile with no diminution of my pleasure units? That kicks ass components.
FinlandThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
It'd be difficult to see any corruption in Finland with the nine months of pitch black darkness that envelopes this godforsaken lunar hellscape.
Headlines - Lost 'NSpaceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
In Lance Bass' place, the Russians will send a container packed with items for the space station that weighs about the same as the pop singer.
Zach BraffThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Zach Braff talks about his previous job as a waiter and the new time slot for "Scrubs."
Moment of Zen - McDonald's NutritionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A McDonald's nutritionist promotes McDonald's healthy change in their french fries.
Jon Magazine - Volume 3The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
If you have teeth or love somebody who does, you'll want to read about Mo Rocca's heroic battle with gingivitis in the latest issue of Jon Magazine.
According to a New Study - International Monetary FunThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
This year, the U.S. was ranked the 16th least corrupt country in the world, tied with Corruptylvania.
Intro - High AlertThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Children, adults, teenagers and old people may want to stay away from the TV tomorrow.
Mark Your Calendar - Fat for FallThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Ed Helms shares all types of festivals where you get to get fat this fall.
Sarah VowellThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The audience wanted to see a Wayans, but instead Sarah Vowell and Jon talked about Florida and its voting gaffes.
Moment of Zen - Baby PictureThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Music plays and a baby stares into the camera.
Intro - Letting Florida GoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon Stewart suggests that the United States sever its ties with Florida and let them keep all the old people.
Nucular CapabilityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
President George W. Bush's U.N. speech describes a situation in Iraq too horrible to even pronounce.
Back in Black - Effective Means?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Lewis Black looks at the effectiveness of abstract performance in international policy protest.
Intro - Van WilderThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
If you had the good footage, you should have put it in the movie in the first place.
Headlines - Buffalo SoldiersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
According to Federal Investigators, terrorists believe Buffalo is very much worth destroying.
John MillerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
John Miller discusses what the U.S. intelligence does and does not know about Al Qaeda sleeper cells.
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