The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Intro - High Alert

Season 7 • 09/10/2002

High alert has a touch more red in it than elevated alert.

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Problem Taker-Awayers - Global Warming

Problem Taker-Awayer Ed Helms will stop at nothing to stop global warming, even if it means dealing with coal lobbyists and the Sierra Club.
09/09/2002
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Headlines - We Scar the World

World leaders meet to discuss methods of promoting economic growth, alleviating poverty and protecting the environment, all at the same time.
09/09/2002
03:00

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Over-Scrutinized Physical Activities

Jon can only hope and pray that you and your loved ones were ready for some football, basketball and tennis.
09/09/2002
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You, Your Health & You - Praise the Lard

Wow, you can ameliorate my nutrition profile with no diminution of my pleasure units? That kicks ass components.
09/10/2002
02:16

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Finland

It'd be difficult to see any corruption in Finland with the nine months of pitch black darkness that envelopes this godforsaken lunar hellscape.
09/10/2002
02:18

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Headlines - Lost 'NSpace

In Lance Bass' place, the Russians will send a container packed with items for the space station that weighs about the same as the pop singer.
09/10/2002
05:48

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Zach Braff

Zach Braff talks about his previous job as a waiter and the new time slot for "Scrubs."
09/10/2002
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Moment of Zen - McDonald's Nutrition

A McDonald's nutritionist promotes McDonald's healthy change in their french fries.
09/10/2002
01:24

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Jon Magazine - Volume 3

If you have teeth or love somebody who does, you'll want to read about Mo Rocca's heroic battle with gingivitis in the latest issue of Jon Magazine.
09/10/2002
02:08

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According to a New Study - International Monetary Fun

This year, the U.S. was ranked the 16th least corrupt country in the world, tied with Corruptylvania.
09/10/2002
02:52

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Intro - High Alert

Children, adults, teenagers and old people may want to stay away from the TV tomorrow.
09/10/2002
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Mark Your Calendar - Fat for Fall

Ed Helms shares all types of festivals where you get to get fat this fall.
09/12/2002
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Sarah Vowell

The audience wanted to see a Wayans, but instead Sarah Vowell and Jon talked about Florida and its voting gaffes.
09/12/2002
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Moment of Zen - Baby Picture

Music plays and a baby stares into the camera.
09/12/2002
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Intro - Letting Florida Go

Jon Stewart suggests that the United States sever its ties with Florida and let them keep all the old people.
09/12/2002
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Nucular Capability

President George W. Bush's U.N. speech describes a situation in Iraq too horrible to even pronounce.
09/12/2002
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Back in Black - Effective Means?

Lewis Black looks at the effectiveness of abstract performance in international policy protest.
09/12/2002
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Intro - Van Wilder

If you had the good footage, you should have put it in the movie in the first place.
09/16/2002
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Headlines - Buffalo Soldiers

According to Federal Investigators, terrorists believe Buffalo is very much worth destroying.
09/16/2002
06:25

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John Miller

John Miller discusses what the U.S. intelligence does and does not know about Al Qaeda sleeper cells.
09/16/2002
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Those Inferior Animals - Pachyderm Percussionists

What do you call someone who eats palm fronds and takes dumps the size of office furniture?
09/16/2002
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