The Colbert Report
Sign Off - You Are Not Americans
Season 6 • 02/22/2010
It does not matter whether you are Canadian, European or Asian -- you're not American.
David RossThe Colbert ReportS6
David Ross thinks good Olympic art should contain a heroic individual. With that in mind, Stephen presents his Vancouver poster.
Sign Off - See You in VancouverThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen is off to Vancouver for the Winter Olympics with his poster.
The Word - Political SuicideThe Colbert ReportS6
Republicans were doing such a good job of getting nothing done before Obama invited them to a televised health care summit.
Sport Report - Global Snow Drive - Al MichaelsThe Colbert ReportS6
Al Michaels will call it a miracle if Shani Davis mouths, "Thank you, Stephen," from the Olympic medal podium.
Iran Begins Enriching UranianThe Colbert ReportS6
We thought Iran was only enriching uranium, but according to The Wall Street Journal, they've begun enriching uranian.
Better Know a Riding - Vancouver's SouthThe Colbert ReportS6
Notorious Canadian paparazzi often ambush stars after first politely asking permission.
Intro - 2/22/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen is in Vancouver for the 2010 Olympic Games. They only have two weeks, how are they going to fit in 2,010 games?
Vancouverage 2010 - Ed ColbertThe Colbert ReportS6
Ed Colbert informs Stephen he can't say "Olympics" or "Vancouver," or show geometric shapes of any size or color.
Shaun WhiteThe Colbert ReportS6
Shaun White theorizes why snowboarders don't burst into tears like figure skaters do when they're judged.
Better Know a Riding - Vancouver's South - Ujjal DosanjhThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen doesn't see race, but he notices that Ujjal Dosanjh doesn't look Canadian.
Sign Off - You Are Not AmericansThe Colbert ReportS6
Whether you are Canadian, European or Asian, one thing unites you -- you're not American.
Bob CostasThe Colbert ReportS6
Bob Costas doesn't care who wins at the Olympics he just wants good, interesting stories.
America's Olympic Wins - Lindsey VonnThe Colbert ReportS6
Lindsey Vonn discusses her Austrian cheese remedy for an injured leg and the gender of her skis.
Sign Off - Bob Costas Rides the MooseThe Colbert ReportS6
Bob Costas climbs up on Stephen's giant moose, Ebersol.
Olympic International HousesThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen plays fondue pong at the Swiss House, reads "Ulysses" at an Irish bar and competes against Russia in table hockey.
Cold War Update - Olympic EditionThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen talks free beer with Mike Eruzione and discusses Plushenko's figure skating loss with Scott Hamilton.
Freud Rage - The Iceman CounselethThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen inspires the U.S. Speedskating Team to "skate brave" as their Assistant Sports Psychologist, in the first of a two-part series.
Sign Off - As They Say in CanadaThe Colbert ReportS6
That's it for The Report, everybody -- or as they say in Canada -- that's it for The Report, everybody.
Ryan St. Onge & Jeret PetersonThe Colbert ReportS6
Ski aerialists Ryan St. Onge and Jeret Peterson can't leave until they admit they have an adrenaline addiction.
Freud Rage - The Iceman Counseleth - Shani DavisThe Colbert ReportS6
Shani Davis thanks Stephen Colbert with two Olympic medals around his neck in the dramatic conclusion of a two-part series.
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