The Colbert Report

Intro - 5/17/11

Season 7 • 05/17/2011

How did we get Osama bin Laden, and how can we get him again? The buzz is starting to wear off.

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05:08

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Alison Klayman

Alison Klayman explains the Chinese government's possible reasons for beating and imprisoning artist Ai Weiwei.
05/16/2011
07:24

The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen Files Super PAC Request

Stephen addresses 500 white people on the steps of the FEC after dropping off his legal request to form a super PAC.
05/16/2011
01:54

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Fig Newton Gingrich 2012

Newt Gingrich knows how to court corporate donors with his subtle fundraising technique.
05/16/2011
06:21

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Mike Huckabee & Donald Trump Drop Out

Mike Huckabee jams on "Cat Scratch Fever" with Ted Nugent before announcing that he will not seek the Republican nomination.
05/16/2011
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
05/16/2011
05:05

The Colbert ReportS7
Arnold Schwarzenegger's Sex Scandal

Stephen has more important things to talk about than Arnold Schwarzenegger's illegitimate child, like oil subsidies.
05/17/2011
00:06

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report.
05/17/2011
06:55

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The Word - Enhanced Rejustification

The "I want to be able to look my children in the eye" crowd refuses to admit that torture is the real hero behind Bin Laden's death.
05/17/2011
06:43

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Amy Kremer

Stephen asks Amy Kremer if she'd raise taxes to save 8 million lives from a ticking nuclear bomb.
05/17/2011
01:15

The Colbert ReportS7
World's Oldest Panda Dies

For too long, the Chinese have been using pandas' cuteness to infiltrate America's heart.
05/17/2011
00:36

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Intro - 5/17/11

Stephen looks at tax breaks for oil companies and talks to Amy Kremer, dressed as a great American patriot.
05/17/2011
06:52

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Austan Goolsbee

Austan Goolsbee wants to focus on the budget by cutting spending and raising high-income tax rates.
05/18/2011
03:57

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Tip/Wag - Ohio Legislature & Facebook

The Ohio legislature allows guns into sports stadiums, and Facebook ushers in a brave new world of personal product placement.
05/18/2011
00:38

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Long Austan Goolsbee Interview

Stephen thought his 16-minute interview with Austan Goolsbee was quite enjoyable.
05/18/2011
04:32

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Exclusive - Austan Goolsbee Extended Interview Pt. 1

In this unedited, extended interview, Austan Goolsbee describes what would happen if the U.S. government defaults on debt.
05/18/2011
05:34

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Exclusive - Austan Goolsbee Extended Interview Pt. 3

In this unedited, extended interview, Austan Goolsbee says high-income tax cuts don't work.
05/18/2011
05:36

The Colbert ReportS7
Exclusive - Austan Goolsbee Extended Interview Pt. 2

In this unedited, extended interview, Austan Goolsbee wants to cut spending and raise high-income taxes.
05/18/2011
00:28

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Intro - 5/18/11

Newt Gingrich has trouble staying on message, and Austan Goolsbee talks about raising the debt ceiling.
05/18/2011
02:48

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Osama bin Laden's Replacement

Osama bin Laden's second-in-command gets passed over for a temp who doesn't even have a beard.
05/18/2011
05:54

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Breaking Newt

Stephen tracks Newt Gingrich's position on health insurance with the Pandertron 8000.
05/18/2011
04:41

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Better Know a District - Illinois' 18th - Aaron Schock Update

Aaron Schock believes fetuses have the right to bear arms and acknowledges his six-pack abs.
05/19/2011
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