The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Washington or Bust

Season 3 • 04/15/1999

Dan Quayle announces his run for presidency and Pamela Anderson has her breast implants removed.

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Other News - Jack in the Box
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Dr. Jack Kevorkian is led off to prison wearing a blue sweater vest, presumably to show the other inmates how hard he is.
04/14/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Bouncy Shoes
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A Japanese man in a business suit with a ribbon pinned on it runs in bouncy shoes.
04/14/1999
01:53

Peacekeeping Farce '99 - Dan Rather
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America steps up its assault as Yugoslavia releases its most devastating weapon so far: Dan Rather.
04/14/1999
04:25

Jackie Chan
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Jackie Chan discusses his new movie, "Twin Dragons," and whether he should continue doing his own stunts.
04/14/1999
03:22

Thanks for the Mammaries
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Michelle Pauley will always have a place for her ex-boyfriend close to her heart.
04/15/1999
02:38

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - The Matrix
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"The Matrix" is this big, loud computer thing, everyone wears Comme de Garcons for day and Helmut Lang for evening. Stuff blows up, it's fun.
04/15/1999
04:36

Marlee Matlin
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Marlee Matlin had her translator curse at Brooke Shields on "The Larry Sanders Show."
04/15/1999
00:22

Moment of Zen - Who's the vice president now?
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An elementary school teacher is unaware that Dan Quayle is no longer the vice president.
04/15/1999
00:56

This Just In - Busted
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In Tampa, Florida Darryl Strawberry enlisted old two friends in his battle with colon cancer: cocaine and whores.
04/15/1999
01:58

Special Report - Russia on the Rocks
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Chernobyl, once a synonym for nuclear catastrophe now a synonym for nuclear catastrophe and a great family vacation destination.
04/15/1999
03:23

Headlines - Washington or Bust
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Dan Quayle announced his campaign for presidency at his Indiana high school where, like in Vietnam, he never saw any action.
04/15/1999
05:32

Headlines - Peacekeeping Farce '99 - Graphics
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Well-fed western news correspondents in Kosovo report on hungry Albanians throwing away U.S.-donated relief packages.
04/19/1999
03:43

Sharon Lawrence
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Sharon Lawrence is going to walk in and see Sipowicz's butt again, naked and she's going to have an embolism.
04/19/1999
02:10

Weekend Roundup - Boxcar Willie Dies
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The NFL held its annual draft, Boxcar Willie passes away, and violence has rocked the puritan-like world of rap.
04/19/1999
03:02

Wayne Gretzky Retires
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Before reaching the forefront of ice related sports Dwayne Gretzky overcame childhood polio, tasted victory at the Olympics and refused to shake Hitler's hand.
04/19/1999
01:06

This Just In - Oral Tradition
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Dror Orpaz and Karmit Tsubera break world record by kissing for over 30 hours.
04/19/1999
03:16

Plenty of Time to Kill
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Retired dentist Dr. Bruce Goldberg is a time traveler, with a 60/40 poly/cotton blend three-piece spacesuit and hypnosis for fuel.
04/19/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Man Eats Scorpion
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A man dips a scorpion into some sauce and then eats it.
04/19/1999
04:19

Trash Cans
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Vance DeGeneres travels to New Hampshire to interview the owner of a junkyard/strip club.
04/20/1999
02:39

What I'm Sayin' - Racial Profiling
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William Stephenson comments on racial profiling and gives solid advice to brothers driving nice cars.
04/20/1999
01:28

Other News - Baby's Got Bacteria
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German scientist Heidi Schulz discovers the largest bacteria ever.
04/20/1999
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