The Colbert Report
Season 7 • 04/04/2011
Andrew Chaikin stresses the importance of humans searching for life on Mars.
Congressional Budget MenorahThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen gets out his Congressional budget menorah to mark the eight days until the temporary budget agreement expires.
Piers GibbonThe Colbert ReportS7
Piers Gibbon was oddly offended when he learned that cannibals in New Guinea had never eaten a white man.
Madison as HellThe Colbert ReportS7
An activist judge stubbornly insists that Wisconsin's legal system must be obeyed, even if Republicans disagree with it.
Sign Off - Congressional Budget Menorah FireThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen puts out his Congressional budget menorah with a fire extinguisher.
Intro - 3/31/11The Colbert ReportS7
There's a new front in the war against sexism, Wisconsin's anti-union law faces trouble, and Piers Gibbon doesn't complain about the green room snacks.
The GlennPocalypseThe Colbert ReportS7
The Emergency Beckpack is filled with everything needed to survive in a post-Glenn world, including beef stroganoff.
Government Shutdown MenorahThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen extinguishes one more candle on his government shutdown menorah.
The Word - That New-Smell SmellThe Colbert ReportS7
Inescapables harnesses all of the senses to deliver a loud and clear message: you're smelling something.
Stephen Shows Off the iPad 2The Colbert ReportS7
Instead of talking about depressing current events, Stephen wants to deliver some good news about the iPad 2.
Andrew ChaikinThe Colbert ReportS7
Andrew Chaikin explains why humans need to follow in the footsteps of their robotic emissaries and travel to Mars.
James Franco Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS7
James Franco addresses his pop culture critics and believes Stephen would win a Renaissance man-off.
Tim Pawlenty Appeals to Youth VoteThe Colbert ReportS7
Average Republican youth Glenn Eichler thinks Tim Pawlenty is radical to the extreme.
Sign Off - Frank JamesoThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen thanks James Franco and his twin brother, Frank Jameso.
Renaissance Nemesis - Frank JamesoThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen plans to take down his Renaissance nemesis with the help of James Franco's twin brother, Frank Jameso.
James Franco Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS7
James Franco discusses the limits of acting, proves his "Lord of the Rings" knowledge and asks to be Stephen's art consultant.
My Fair Colbert - Hugo Vickers Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS7
Hugo Vickers prepares Stephen for the royal wedding with stiffy advice and proper etiquette for high tea.
Sir David TangThe Colbert ReportS7
David Tang provides celebrities the platform to correct lies and misinformation for much less than the cost of a lawyer.
Sign Off - WD-40-1 CleanerThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen uses WD-40-1 to clean his desk.
WD-40-1The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen introduces WD-40-1 after artificial sperm threatens his Formula 401 sales.
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