The Colbert Report

The Word - Pity Party

Season 4 • 11/12/2008

President Bush has been demonized because he cares too much.

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00:21

Gay-Black Violence
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Stephen tries to quell the violence breaking out between gay people and black people.
11/11/2008
06:25

Proposition 8 Protests - Dan Savage
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Dan Savage explains that those who voted for Proposition 8 most overwhelmingly were old people.
11/11/2008
06:01

Fallback Position - Peter Earnest Pt. 2
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Peter Earnest introduces Stephen to a few rectal concealment devices at the International Spy Museum.
11/11/2008
04:52

Kevin Johnson
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Mayor-elect Kevin Johnson tells Stephen what he plans to do to make Sacramento less unbelievably boring.
11/11/2008
00:32

Intro - 11/11/08
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California bans gay marriage. Next up: Iowa bans corn.
11/11/2008
00:03

Good Night
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Stephen says good night.
11/12/2008
05:12

Cheating Death - Women's Health
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Doctors solve women's hormonal problems with hormones.
11/12/2008
00:33

Intro - 11/12/08
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George W. Bush is a victim. Other people can't make their mortgage, so he has to leave his house?
11/12/2008
02:43

Formula 4OU1
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Stephen is proud to introduce his Formula 4OU1 for the class-conscious British.
11/12/2008
05:26

Bob Woodward
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Bob Woodward talks about the dysfunction in the Bush administration from trying to straighten out the war in Iraq.
11/12/2008
05:47

The Word - Pity Party
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We are finally starting to hear just how oppressed President Bush has been.
11/12/2008
02:38

Imaginary Gay/Black Warfare
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The senseless and escalating imaginary war between blacks and gays is tearing our great nation apart.
11/13/2008
02:30

Obama Spider-Man Comic Bribe
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Stephen leaves Amazing Spider-Man #573 on his bookshelf for Barack Obama to come and get.
11/13/2008
00:40

Intro - 11/13/08
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The Vatican goes green -- they're going to start selling carbon indulgences.
11/13/2008
02:28

Rahm Emanuel's Finger
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Rahm Emanuel may have the ear of the most powerful man on Earth, but Stephen has his finger.
11/13/2008
05:29

Stephen Moore
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Stephen Moore says Barack Obama is going to bring the economy to a crawl because of his taxes.
11/13/2008
06:00

Tip/Wag - Marvel Comics
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Stephen locks up the coveted demos of invisible women and elastic dads in the Marvel Universe.
11/13/2008
05:00

Obama's Cabinet - Tom Brokaw
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Tom Brokaw clarifies his ambition to be in Barack Obama's cabinet.
11/18/2008
02:14

Stephen's GMA Appearance
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Stephen is mad at "Good Morning America" for giving away the surprise ending to his Christmas special.
11/18/2008
02:23

Barack Obama Is Hiring
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President-elect Obama says he wants to stock his cabinet with people who disagree with him, but Stephen still hasn't been offered the job.
11/18/2008
04:06

The Word - Love Lost
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This Thanksgiving Stephen is thankful that even in these days of hope and change, we haven't yet taken the next step to peace and love.
11/18/2008
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