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Fallback Position - Peter Earnest Pt. 2

Season 4 • 11/11/2008

Peter Earnest teaches Stephen the basics of becoming a spy.

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Rachel Maddow
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Rachel Maddow says the Bush administration has been like hiring a vegan to be your butcher.
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Intro - 11/6/08
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The international community weighs in on Obama's victory, but it's in metric, so who cares.
11/06/2008
06:18

Fallback Position - Peter Earnest Pt. 1
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Stephen wants to know the most exotic lady spy Peter Earnest has ever seduced on a mission.
11/06/2008
03:37

Un-American News - Obama Edition
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Kenyan President Mwai Kibaki declares a national holiday for Barack Obama's victory.
11/06/2008
02:05

Obama's Spider Battle
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Stephen wishes Barack Obama well in his upcoming battle against the giant spider that lives underneath the Capitol.
11/06/2008
01:35

The Obamas Meet the Bushes
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A real candidate of change would have met President Bush at the Air and Space Museum.
11/11/2008
00:21

Gay-Black Violence
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Stephen tries to quell the violence breaking out between gay people and black people.
11/11/2008
06:25

Proposition 8 Protests - Dan Savage
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Dan Savage explains that those who voted for Proposition 8 most overwhelmingly were old people.
11/11/2008
04:52

Kevin Johnson
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Mayor-elect Kevin Johnson tells Stephen what he plans to do to make Sacramento less unbelievably boring.
11/11/2008
00:32

Intro - 11/11/08
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California bans gay marriage. Next up: Iowa bans corn.
11/11/2008
06:01

Fallback Position - Peter Earnest Pt. 2
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Peter Earnest introduces Stephen to a few rectal concealment devices at the International Spy Museum.
11/11/2008
00:03

Good Night
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Stephen says good night.
11/12/2008
05:12

Cheating Death - Women's Health
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Doctors solve women's hormonal problems with hormones.
11/12/2008
00:33

Intro - 11/12/08
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George W. Bush is a victim. Other people can't make their mortgage, so he has to leave his house?
11/12/2008
05:47

The Word - Pity Party
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We are finally starting to hear just how oppressed President Bush has been.
11/12/2008
02:43

Formula 4OU1
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Stephen is proud to introduce his Formula 4OU1 for the class-conscious British.
11/12/2008
05:26

Bob Woodward
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Bob Woodward talks about the dysfunction in the Bush administration from trying to straighten out the war in Iraq.
11/12/2008
02:38

Imaginary Gay/Black Warfare
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The senseless and escalating imaginary war between blacks and gays is tearing our great nation apart.
11/13/2008
02:30

Obama Spider-Man Comic Bribe
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Stephen leaves Amazing Spider-Man #573 on his bookshelf for Barack Obama to come and get.
11/13/2008
00:40

Intro - 11/13/08
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The Vatican goes green -- they're going to start selling carbon indulgences.
11/13/2008
02:28

Rahm Emanuel's Finger
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Rahm Emanuel may have the ear of the most powerful man on Earth, but Stephen has his finger.
11/13/2008
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