The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Robert Pattinson

Season 15 • 03/02/2010

Robert Pattinson fears he won't be taken seriously if he tries another career.

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Moment of Zen - John McCain's Legitimate Point

Barack Obama surprises John McCain by acknowledging his legitimate point at the health care summit.
02/25/2010
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Senate After Dark

The Senate needs to get Jim Bunning out of the room if it wants to pass a 30-day extension of unemployment benefits.
03/01/2010
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The Uninformant!

Rick Sanchez reports on the tsunami warning the way a coked-up guy at a party would explain the strength of ants.
03/01/2010
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Moment of Zen - Metric System Is English

Rick Sanchez apologizes for asking a scientist what nine meters means in English.
03/01/2010
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Intro - Olympics Hockey Game Bet

Jon owes the mayor of Vancouver $100 million after the U.S. hockey team loses the gold medal to Canada.
03/01/2010
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Neil deGrasse Tyson

Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses the new discoveries of water on the moon and methane on Mars.
03/01/2010
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Jim Bunning Is Just a Dick

Jim Bunning didn't block the extension of unemployment benefits as a principled stand against fiscal responsibility -- he's just a dick.
03/02/2010
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The New York Crimes - David Paterson & Charles Rangel

David Paterson is accused of abusing his office, and Charles Rangel fails to pay taxes on his rental income.
03/02/2010
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Jonah Falcon Needs a Job

Samantha Bee tries to help the man with the world's largest penis find an acting job that isn't in porn.
03/02/2010
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Moment of Zen - Bob Beckel Is the Silent Man

Bob Beckel reluctantly responds to Sean Hannity's Marxist utopia question.
03/02/2010
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Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson worries that he won't be taken seriously if he tries to do anything else after acting.
03/02/2010
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Lynne Olson

Lynne Olson tells the story of three Americans who solidified America's special relationship with England during World War II.
03/03/2010
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Moment of Zen - Sarah Palin's Stand-Up Routine

Sarah Palin performs her stand-up comedy routine for the first time on "The Tonight Show."
03/03/2010
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Leno-Palin vs. Letterman-Romney

Sarah Palin proves she can master anything as she debuts her stand-up comedy routine on "The Tonight Show."
03/03/2010
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Anchor Management

Megyn Kelly presents a balanced picture of the health care summit by randomly selecting four people who all think the bill is a terrible idea.
03/03/2010
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Moment of Zen - Wii Curling

Two Australian news anchors vigorously demonstrate a Wii curling game on their morning show.
03/04/2010
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The Med Menace

The Rapture is the ultimate Republican emergency backup plan, guaranteed to derail Obama's health care reform.
03/04/2010
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Tech-Talch - Chatroulette

Jon encounters several reporters and naked, masturbating men as he explores Chatroulette.
03/04/2010
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Scott Patterson

Scott Patterson describes the mathematicians, physicists and super geniuses who have revolutionized Wall Street.
03/04/2010
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Arabian Rights

There are so many people John Oliver wants to thank for the success of the Iraq invasion.
03/08/2010
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The Oscars Big Moment

The big moment at the Oscars occurred when Roger Ross Williams was interrupted while accepting his award.
03/08/2010
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