South Park

Tolkien Wins The Colorado Child Star Contest

Season 9 E 3 • 03/23/2005

Tolkien is being $200 to sing at a beauty pageant.

More

Watching

00:44

Stan's Speech
South ParkS9 E2

Stan takes the mic at the Hippie Jam Fest and tries to get the crowd motivated to actually accomplish something.
03/16/2005
01:40

Freeing Cartman
South ParkS9 E2

The adults ask Cartman for help in eradicating South Park of hippies -- but Cartman has demands.
03/16/2005
01:40

Hippie Infestation
South ParkS9 E2

Cartman warns an old woman about the hippie infestation in her house.
03/16/2005
01:47

Hippie Digger
South ParkS9 E2

Cartman, Butters' Mom, Chef and Randy drive the Hippie Digger into the crowd at Hippie Jam Fest 2005.
03/16/2005
00:52

Mayor Visits Cartman
South ParkS9 E2

Cartman's in jail for kidnapping hippies and the mayor confirms that she signed the permit for the hippies' jam band concert.
03/16/2005
01:17

Hippie Capital
South ParkS9 E2

South Park becomes the Hippie Capital of the World and the townpeople panic.
03/16/2005
00:50

Hippie Hostages
South ParkS9 E2

Cartman has locked a bunch of hippies in his basement, but pacifies them with joints and a guitar.
03/16/2005
01:55

Super Awesome Talent Agency
South ParkS9 E3

Cartman and the boys convince Tolkien that he needs their agency to protect him from the huge media storm that is surely about to blow up his career.
03/23/2005
02:06

Wing Has Touched Sly
South ParkS9 E3

Sly, touched by Wings voice, offers $4,000 to have her sing at his son's wedding. Unfortunately, she's been stolen again.
03/23/2005
04:06

Wing Doesn't Belong to Anyone
South ParkS9 E3

After a shootout, Stan convinces both the boys and the Chinese mafia to stop mooching off of their clients' hopes and dreams.
03/23/2005
00:41

Tolkien Wins The Colorado Child Star Contest
South ParkS9 E3

Mrs. Garrison announces that Tolkien has won a singing contest and is being paid $200 to perform at the Miss Colorado Pageant.
03/23/2005
01:14

The Thinking Side
South ParkS9 E3

The boys are jealous of Tolkien's money. They decide to start a talent agency so they can manage Tolkien and get some of his cash.
03/23/2005
00:46

I'm Actually an Agent
South ParkS9 E3

The boys spot Tolkien checking out a sign for the agency. Cartman devises a plan to take Tolkien's money.
03/23/2005
01:10

Tolkien Sings
South ParkS9 E3

Tolkien performs at the beauty pageant and he's a hit. An audience member expresses interest in hiring him and the boys step in to represent him.
03/23/2005
01:06

Sign With CAA
South ParkS9 E3

As Tolkien and the boys leave the show , Don Heisman, a CAA agent, shows up and steals Tolkien.
03/23/2005
01:50

Wing Sings For The Awesome Talent Agency
South ParkS9 E3

As the boys are mourning the loss of Tolkien, Mr. Tuong Lu Kim shows up asking them to represent his singing wife, Wing.
03/23/2005
01:58

The Chinese Mafia
South ParkS9 E3

The Chinese Mafia shows up at City Wok and demands that Tuong Lu Kim pay them owed money. They threaten him and claim his wife as property until the debt is paid.
03/23/2005
01:30

American Idol
South ParkS9 E3

The boys get Wing to "American Idol," but the audition line is too long. Just when they think hope is lost, they get her onto "The Contender," which also has a big cash prize.
03/23/2005
01:03

Wing on The Contender
South ParkS9 E3

For "The Contender," Wing gets in the ring with a Mexican boxing star. She sings while he brutally beats her.
03/23/2005
01:27

A Delicate Little Flower
South ParkS9 E3

Wing sings at the wedding and everyone is happy. Tolkien shows up as a waiter.
03/23/2005
02:18

Kenny Revived
South ParkS9 E4

Kenny prepares for battle as Satan's army advances. Unfortunately, doctors revive Kenny out of Heaven before he can save it.
03/30/2005
You may also like5 Videos
Trailer
01:49

"South Park: Snow Day!" Trailer
South Park

Join your favorite South Park characters as they fight for neighborhood dominance during a blizzard in "South Park: Snow Day!," available now.
03/26/2024
Trailer
00:28

Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"
South ParkS26

Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
12/21/2023
Trailer
01:00

"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short TreksS1

Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41

This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022