The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Daily/Colbert - New Year's Resolutions

Season 16 • 01/05/2011

Stephen shares a few of his New Year's resolutions for Jon.

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03:04

Arkansas Competes for Craziest State
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Arkansas competes for craziest state, with masses of birds dropping from the sky and thousands of dead fish washing ashore.
01/03/2011
06:10

Paul Giamatti
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If Jon were Groucho Marx, Paul Giamatti would have earned $100 and a gift certificate to Gray's Papaya for saying "rapscallion."
01/03/2011
00:17

Moment of Zen - Nuts to My Face
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Stephanie Edwards will keep her face looking good by applying nuts to it this year.
01/04/2011
08:21

Top of the GOPs
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RNC chairman candidates must name their political hero, aside from Ronald Reagan, defend marriage, and reveal how many guns they own.
01/04/2011
03:17

2010 Part 2 - The Re-S**t Stormening
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Peter King wants to discuss the radicalization of Muslims, Michele Bachmann hopes to repeal ObamaCcre, and Darrell Issa releases a vanity project.
01/04/2011
08:13

Kirsten Gillibrand
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Kirsten Gillibrand believes Americans should be proud of the 9/11 first responders bill and wants to reform Senate filibuster rules.
01/04/2011
00:14

Moment of Zen - John McCain Acts Like Andy Rooney
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John McCain and Andy Rooney ask the same kind of questions.
01/05/2011
06:28

Jimmy Wales
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Jimmy Wales weighs in on the silly co-founder debate and explains why Wikipedia abides by the laws of Florida.
01/05/2011
09:21

Let's All Stand on John McCain's Lawn
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Puppet Senator John McCain attributes his crankiness to America not electing him president.
01/05/2011
03:27

YouBoat
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The commander of a naval aircraft carrier loses his job for making raunchy videos.
01/05/2011
01:04

Daily/Colbert - New Year's Resolutions
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Stephen wants Jon to lose that embarrassing muffin top and start composting.
01/05/2011
10:04

Republicans 2: The New Batch
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Sam Bee explains that Republicans will accomplish their plan to reduce the deficit with John Boehner's crying strategy.
01/06/2011
05:41

Patton Oswalt
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Patton Oswalt's prisoner ghostwriter, Gas Thumb, finished "Zombie Spaceship Wasteland" ahead of deadline in solitary.
01/06/2011
01:00

Moment of Zen - Joe Biden Forgets Number One
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Joe Biden laughs after forgetting Senate Resolution 1.
01/06/2011
03:48

The Anti-Social Network
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Mark Zuckerberg's immense success is founded on mining personal data, but he doesn't want to be transparent.
01/06/2011
00:18

Moment of Zen - Denis Goes to Camp
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Jon talks to Denis Leary about his film career on "The Jon Stewart Show," in 1994.
01/10/2011
05:03

Dirty Bird Special
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Jason Jones exposes the STD epidemic among South Florida's senior citizens and gets a taste of the nightlife at 3:30 p.m.
01/10/2011
09:33

Arizona Shootings Reaction
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John Oliver reports on the Arizona tragedy from his childhood bedroom where he can rock back and forth in his panda pajamas.
01/10/2011
05:45

Denis Leary
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Jon tried to read Denis Leary's book, "Suck on This Year," in the bathroom, but it was over before he got his underwear down.
01/10/2011
00:46

Moment of Zen - It's 1/11/11
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Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb think about 1/11/11.
01/11/2011
01:06

Intro - Colin Firth Impression
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Jon performs an inspiring scene from "The King's Speech" in which the Germans are bombing Buckingham Palace.
01/11/2011
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