E 8 • 10/22/2003
The fourth-graders beat Kyle up for not being gay enough.
South Park E7Love Is A Battle Field
With enough people working together, an a cappella version of "Love is A Battlefield" can be totally inspiring.
South Park E7Blankets Covered in SARS
The Native Americans have suffered a setback, but Chief Runs With Premise has a plan. He will give them blankets covered in SARS.
South Park E7Bag of Vision
Stan travels far and wide to Bellocreek Trailer Park. He meets his spirit guide and learns what he must do to cure SARS.
South Park E7Premise Running Thin
Chief Runs With Premise's son is diagnosed with SARS. The Chief can think of only one response, the destruction of South Park.
South Park E7Spirit of The Buffalo
Stan's cure for SARS saves the town of South Park buts Who the hell is that black-haired kid that keeps talking?
South Park E8South Park's Gone Metro
Kyle's parents learn that the men of South Park have become metrosexuals and the women love it.
South Park E8Mixed Signals
Mr. Garrison gets upset when he realizes that just because everyone is acting gay, it doesn't mean they want to have sex with him and Mr. Slave.
South Park E8The Latin Fad is Back
The women of South Park succeed in defeating the crab people's attempt to use TV to take over the world.
South Park E8Kyle Gets a Makeover
Stan, Cartman and Kenny have gone metrosexual and want to share their knowledge with Kyle.
South Park E8Gayer Than You
The boys argue with Craig over who's the gayest in the school. Kyle shares his doubts about his metrosexuality with Chef.
South Park E8Straight Bashing
Stan, Cartman and Kenny refuse to stick up for Kyle when he's picked on, and eventually beat up, for not being metrosexual.
South Park E8Kyle's Had Enough
After enduring a beating for not being gay enough, Kyle's knows what he has to do to cure the town of its metrosexuality.
South Park E8Flippity Floppity Floop
Mr. Garrison seeks advice from Chef about how to deal with the theft of his culture. Garrison realizes he has to get to the root of the problem, the "Queer Eye" guys.
South Park E8Joining Forces
Kyle boards a New York-bound train so he can kill the "Queer Eye" guys, only to find Garrison has the same plan. After a brief fight, they agree to kill them together.
South Park E8Meet the Guys
While the men of South Park race from sale to sale at the mall, Mr. Garrison and Kyle fail their first attempt to kill the "Queer Eye" guys.
South Park E8Metrophobia
When the women of South Park tell their husbands to man up, they're accused of being metrophobic. A pride parade is in order.
South Park E8Crab People
Garrison figures out that if the "Queer Eye" guys are so willing to make a profit off the wholesaling of what used to be a proud subculture, they must really not be gay.
South Park E8Crab Makeover
Kyle, Mr. Garrison, and Mr. Slave are taken to the crab people's underground city and told the extent of the crab people's plan: world domination.
South Park E8Metro Pride Parade
The metrosexual men of South Park have their first pride parade and ther wives have had enough.
South Park E9Not A Big Deal
An FBI agent shows the boys the pain that goes with free music downloading.
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